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transvestite

n. A transvestite is a man or woman who wears clothing of the opposite sex. Unlike the drag queen or draq king where the person is homosexual, a transvestite can be gay or straight.

Many tranvestites have a love of a particular type of clothing of the opposite sex, usually brought on by happy childhood memories of it.

*Not to be confused with the transsexual.
The transvestite down the street can always be seen wearing fluffy pink sweaters.
by pitoyable July 15, 2008
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queer

I'm here and I'm queer!
by Pitoyable January 30, 2007
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Texas

a.)n. A state of mind

b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.

c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.
I can't wait until I leave Texas. I want to go to San Fransisco and be a gay porn director.
by Pitoyable May 22, 2005
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narf

An exclamation. Used when one has done or said something particularly stupid.
boy#1: "What is Harmony of Color?"

boy#2: "Color that's harmonious. Narf!"
by Pitoyable May 20, 2005
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Garrison

n.
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.

*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".
Mr. Smith is such a Garrison
by Pitoyable May 13, 2005
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monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.
by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
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monkeyhole

A monkey's asshole. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeybone
*see suck monkeyhole

Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.
bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)
by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
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