lardware

A cooler name for bloatware.

Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.

Software can't become hardware, but it can become lardware.

Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.

by Pipe Downn June 08, 2011

gigaboo

One thousand megaboos

My iPhone has a gigaboo of boo

by Pipe Downn June 06, 2011

farage

A sex act similar to the act of roughage, but passive, and involving bank clerks.

M'lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of December 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage - and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.

by Pipe Downn June 21, 2011

dongbutts

A computer font whose letters are constructed from stick figures engaged in anal sex.

If you write the name "Condoleeza" in the dongbutts font, it sends out the wrong message to the youth of America.

by Pipe Downn September 14, 2009

dogbogglery

Stupidity of such flagrance that even a dog would be boggled by it.

Jack: Wait, Mitt Romney just said 47% of his electorate were losers and his job would be to ignore them?
Jake: Sheer dogbogglery.

by Pipe Downn October 27, 2012

bieber

Like a weiner only smaller.

A very small penis.

Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.

Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?

A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.

by Pipe Downn November 15, 2010

neocon

A new con introduced when people stop falling for the old con.

Republican 1: George Bush? But that old liar is completely unelectable!

Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.

Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?

Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.

by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011