Definitions by pillbug science

Cinau 

Your mentor, life coach, and salad enthusiast extraordinaire

"I am Cinau, your mentor, life coach, and salad enthusiast extraordinaire."

Cinau by pillbug science March 1, 2022

teeter totter 

When you and another individual take turns on a singular charger, switching off when a device dies.

A: "Sorry I need your charger."
B: "I'm using it. My phone's really low."
A: "We can teeter totter, dude."
B: "Oh okay."

teeter totter by pillbug science March 1, 2022

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acronym for "goodnight my little babushkas mommy loves you my hamsters i love all my little shitters equally go back to your anthill my little clamsters mommy lo"

Vinnie: "goodnight my little babushkas mommy loves you my hamsters i love all my little shitters equally go back to your anthill my little clamsters mommy lo"
Ruby: "gmlbmlymhilamlsegbtyamlcml"

gmlbmlymhilamlsegbtyamlcml by pillbug science April 19, 2021

iypagtmh 

Acronym for "if you put a gun to my head" mainly used in texting. Almost always followed by a description of a scenario in which they are asked about something they don't know anything about.

Quenby: "iypagtmh and asked me who quackity is, tell my mama i love her"

iypagtmh by pillbug science March 17, 2021

bert the bunyip 

A horrifying animatronic sea creature in Murray Bridge, Australia. Bert, alternatively Bertha or Bazza, is a prominent figure within the submechanophobia and animatronic communities.

"I found a rare vintage photo of Bert the Bunyip from the 70s"

bert the bunyip by pillbug science March 17, 2021

cabity 

Alternative spelling of "cavity", a decaying area of a tooth.

A: "All that chocolate, damn near caught a cabity"
B: "A what"
A: "Cabity"

cabity by pillbug science March 17, 2021

one-way ticket 

A shortened version of the phrase "one-way ticket to Did-I-Ask-Ville" used mainly in text to communicate that you don't care.

A: "guys I learned this new song on the ukelele!"
B: "one-way ticket"
A: "???"
B: "...to did-i-ask-ville"

one-way ticket by pillbug science March 17, 2021