quarter of deuce

1. n. The time of the work day when you have 30 minutes left of work, and you prepare to spend the last 15 minutes on the clock taking a deuce.

2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.

There's a half our left on the clock. Where's Matt?

Oh, it's quarter of deuce. He's...busy.

by picc285 September 09, 2019

antiquititties

1. n. A very old set of breasts.
2. n. An old set of breasts that are still precious because of well earned fame or appreciation.

Raquel Welch has a fine set of antiquititties.

by picc285 April 13, 2019

butt stuff drunk

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.

Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

...

by picc285 May 31, 2019

texas bounty

n. The 10,000 dollar reward given for reporting a an illegal abortion in Texas.
See also, 'mind your own business' and 'this is insane' and 'fuck Texas's.

Bob collected a Texas bounty, the other day. That the baby was his and he wanted nothing to do with it or its mother is besides the point. Ten grand for not wearing a condom. We are truly living in the dumbest timeline.

by picc285 September 03, 2021

lauer button

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.

Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.

by picc285 September 16, 2019

optimistuck

1. adj. To be perpetually happy all of the time about everything, always.

Being optimistuck gives me the creeps. No one can be that happy about everything. It's unnatural.

by picc285 May 09, 2019

stinky motorboat

1. n. Motorboating of the butt cheeks.
2. v. To motorboat the butt cheeks.

Last night, I got a stinky motorboat. It was better than I thought it'd be.

by picc285 May 30, 2019