picc285's definitions

chernobylish

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.

My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.

by picc285 April 16, 2019

kamakazknee

1. n. A weak knee of poor construction that is resigned to destroying itself in a glorious fashion.

Derrick Rose has kamakazknees.

by picc285 May 10, 2019

quarter of deuce

1. n. The time of the work day when you have 30 minutes left of work, and you prepare to spend the last 15 minutes on the clock taking a deuce.

2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.

There's a half our left on the clock. Where's Matt?

Oh, it's quarter of deuce. He's...busy.

by picc285 September 9, 2019

the batterfly effect

n. 1. The effect of eating a bat in China and that leading to a global pandemic. See also: coronavirus cause.

Due to the batterfly effect, I'm in quarantine for two weeks, all alone.

Yeah, some dude eats a bat, and now I have to spend time with my husband. Ugh!

by picc285 March 24, 2020

texas bounty

n. The 10,000 dollar reward given for reporting a an illegal abortion in Texas.
See also, 'mind your own business' and 'this is insane' and 'fuck Texas's.

Bob collected a Texas bounty, the other day. That the baby was his and he wanted nothing to do with it or its mother is besides the point. Ten grand for not wearing a condom. We are truly living in the dumbest timeline.

by picc285 September 3, 2021

pootillo

1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.

The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.

by picc285 July 6, 2019

palindrhommies

n. Friends / associates with names that are palindromes.

Cam Newton and Mac Jones are now teammates. More than that, Cam and Mac are palindrhommies.

by picc285 May 10, 2021