picc285's definitions

stinky motorboat

1. n. Motorboating of the butt cheeks.
2. v. To motorboat the butt cheeks.

Last night, I got a stinky motorboat. It was better than I thought it'd be.

by picc285 May 30, 2019

optimistuck

1. adj. To be perpetually happy all of the time about everything, always.

Being optimistuck gives me the creeps. No one can be that happy about everything. It's unnatural.

by picc285 May 9, 2019

chernobylish

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.

My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.

by picc285 April 16, 2019

studunce

1. n. A very very stupid student.

He's 21-years-old and still in high school? What a studunce.

by picc285 April 26, 2019

butt stuff drunk

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.

Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

...

by picc285 May 31, 2019

vampirony

1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.

Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.

by picc285 May 8, 2019

malörtion

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.

Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.

by picc285 April 14, 2019