slapped by Jesus

An expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.

- "Damn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly".
- "It was probaby slapped by Jesus".

by phlegmat March 25, 2005

romantic gesture

as simple as it sounds. a kiss, a passionate hug or any other act may be thought to be a romantic gesture.

- hey! what are you doing?!
- i just wanted to give you a romantic gesture.

by phlegmat September 22, 2005

god has given you a body and kicked your face

A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.

"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!

by phlegmat March 24, 2005

combina

The typical way in Israel to get things or jobs. By a deal or connections.

1. Mr. Cohen works here thanks to a combina his brother, Uzi Cohen, has made.

2. Damn Ezra! I am a victim to his combina, that's why i'm doing these kitchen jobs.

by phlegmat March 22, 2005

Alon

an Israeli dude named after an oak tree.

Alon has climbed the Alon.

by phlegmat March 21, 2005

EOS

Electro-optic System in Canon Cameras.

Canon EOS-300D kicks ass!

by phlegmat July 31, 2005

impeaching tools

The act of dish washing. A smart-ass literal translation from the Hebrew phrase for "dish washing".

- Hey, dude, can you come and give me a hand?
- Just a moment, I'm impeaching tools.

by phlegmat April 15, 2010