phil's definitions

Clampet

A fuckin jerk off, dumb Person

George W Bush

by Phil July 7, 2003

cock eyed bitch

shifty or crazy eyes due to a tragic moment.

one time i was at this party with my friend josh and he was looking at this guys girlfriend in a very friendly and lovable manor, i thought nothing about it, but her boyfriend did, he called my friend a "cock knocker" and shoved a lamp up my friends ass, he was in so much pain or pleasure he went cross eyed. he has never recovered from that tragic moment.

by phil March 9, 2004

169

3 people fucking

hey jim wana do the 169 sure lets get ann

by Phil March 1, 2004

head box

a box designed to hold a sex slave allowing just the head and arms out for obvious reasons and sliding it under the bed whlie it is still occupied

I cant believe she was in a head box for three months!

by phil June 22, 2004

senny

Likes making docks, and selling hot dogs.

Sen stands in his store and repeats "Buy my dog, Buy my dog, Buy my dog."

by Phil March 27, 2003

tie one on

get fucking drunk

We went out last night to tie one on, but his biatch showed up and ruined the whole thing

by phil August 10, 2003

aol

an ISP. you still get barraged by ads, banners and adware even though you have to pay 30$ a month for the service. shows how stupid america is because they are the biggest ISP.

America: is earthlink good? i'm thinking about switching to it.

by Phil January 27, 2005