phenomenous1's definitions

furalysis

The condition in which a person is unable to move due to a cat on their lap.

Both my legs have gone to sleep due to furalysis.

by phenomenous1 February 15, 2025

TRUMPgeist

A narcissistic despot who has seized control of the narrative, rewriting history and who has conquered minds through spectacle.

We are suffering through the regime of TRUMPgeist, an epoch where psychopathology has replaced reason in governance.

by phenomenous1 March 2, 2025

BLABBULATING

Incessantly mentally talking to myself.

I find it difficult to quiet my mind because I am continually blabbulating.

by phenomenous1 December 30, 2024

RELATIONscripts

A dating app that matches people on the same medications.

When I am about to run out of my meds I spend my time trolling RELATIONscripts.

by phenomenous1 February 23, 2025

MAGAwave

The MAGA Nazi 'Sieg Heil' salute.

MAGA members greet each other with the MAGAwave.

by phenomenous1 February 25, 2025

REcoup

To instigate a coup on the coup that just took power due to broken promises and poor performance.

We needed to REcoup the recent coup that failed to live up to expectations.

by phenomenous1 March 3, 2025

TECHtocracy

Authoritarian dictatorship of the TECHbros who control all information regarding finance and surveillance, thereby being able to monitor all personal behavior.

The digital age has been transformed by a few TECHbros who control all information into a totalitarian TECHtocracy.

by phenomenous1 March 2, 2025