Definitions by phatzoot

Lesbianity 

To love and worship lesbians!

Do you believe in lesbianity John?

You bet your fuckin' ass I do! I love 'em!

Lesbianity by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Giro Technician 

The Job title of a person that is on the dole!
The politically correct term for a bum!

What do you do for a living?
Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great!

Giro Technician by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Center Connector

The Imaginary, VITAL missing component of anything complicated that someone needs your help to assemble!

James can you help me put this gazebo up?
Yeah sure!...... Ah man wait a sec, the center connector is missing, we'll have to leave it!

Center Connector by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Loggin' Off

When one is defecating!
To defecate!

"Charlene What are you doin in there, you've been ages!!?"
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!

Loggin' Off by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Sniffer 

Someone (usually a geeky little dweeb) that sniffs around a bird that you are trying to bang, even tho they know you like her!! Tryin' to get in there before you when you know they haven't got a chance because you and her have been emailing all day at work, rippin' the arse out of this little pest!!

Look at that little worm sniffing around Natalie again! He's got no chance man, he looks like Mr Beans stunt double! he's such a little sniffer!

Sniffer by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

Desult

The opposite of result!

When things don't quite go your way!

Mike:"Shit, I Lost my fuckin fone man!!!" You: "Desult!"

You: "I Had Pocket Aces and went skint to pocket 2's on poker last night"!
Wilson: " Desult! "

Desult by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

Worth

Sarcastic for "Yeah Nice One"
Used when someone doesn't do you the slightest of favors or when someone does something so stupid that they should of known not to do it because it was so blatantly dumb!

You: "Sean, can i borrow a quid off ya till later?" Sean: "Nah!" You: "Worth!"

"oh Sean, so your driving past the the shop on ya way home! Sweet can i grab a lift and jump out at the shop then yeah?" Sean: "Nah"
You: "Worth!"

Tone didnt fill out his job search for the job centre yesterday, the one thing he has to do that takes about 4 minutes once a fortnight, and they stopped his money!
Worth!

Worth by Phatzoot June 16, 2011