pg's definitions

Sparrot

Act of masturbation by a male.

"I'm so keen to have a sparrot when I get home"
"I haven't sparroted in days"

by PG November 13, 2003

chief

An affectionate perjorative applied to an individual who is out of his or her element usually due to carelessness instead of contrivance.

Chiefs announce themselves through actions instead of words: by taking ownership of or authoriy over topics outside their bailiwick OR by dressing or decorating oneself or one's surroundings in a manner that is not suited to one's habits.

Contrast with poseur, who has dubious purposes. The Chief is characterized by haplessness and poses no threat to anyone except him or herself.

Carson Daily is an extraordinary chief.

I picked up a tourist from the bus station. The chief was there with his hip-pack on looking at a vending machine.

by pg April 18, 2005

mudbutton

Another name for the arsehole.

Fun to say to strippers: "Show us ya mudbutton!"

by PG November 13, 2003

hommice

See hommus. A homosexual/poof.

"Do you rekon that guy is a hommice?"

by PG November 13, 2003

Spadge

The female genital organs.

"Have you seen that pic of Paris Hilton getting out of the car with her spadge out?"

Spadge of honour.

by PG November 13, 2003

Pureghetto

Likened to a malignant pustule slowly spreading its dirty filth across a serene plain, Pureghetto exists as a plague upon the otherwise joyful and peace-loving members of humanity. His visage is known to few, and tales of crying babies and terrified women spread with his journeys. Known also by his alias PG or PeeGee, Pureghetto journeys from message board to message board spreading his own particularly foul stench of spam and incoherency.

Pureghetto, you're fat

Pureghetto, you're the sexiest man ever

I hate Pureghetto!

Damn you PG!

Damn you PeeGee!

by PG October 8, 2004

River Hobbit

A dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker.

That river hobbit we met today sure did like to have the shocker inserted into her dirty spider.

by PG November 26, 2004