brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings
Dropping my new biznatch
's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!
Parasites from people that are too poor to get regular crabs.
Any wide body body vehicle,preferably a black Ford truck.On a narrow winding road that is infested with inconsiderate spandex wearing death seeking cyclists.
1. Get Back in the bike lane! Here comes the scourgenator!
2.Wow!!! There are too many cyclists riding 3 abreast Thank god! I am driving the scourgenator.
3. Scourgenator = Guardian angles of the marin county back roads. Go Curtis Sliwa!
Any large blood clot that accompanies a heavy menstrual cycle
The girls were drunk and ready for action in Brokeback Valley
, but when Tia went down on Lucinda, Tia repelled in horror exclaiming, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk and all and I'd love to lick that cuye
, but there's not a chance in hell that I can munch past that twat clot even though we're lick-a-likes
Disappointment when you finally see a man's dick.
When the British guy dropped his pants, I was dicksappointed to see a pinky-sized dick. I laughed and told him to leave.
Testicular Sympathetic Pain Disorder -- when your significant other asks you to get a vasectomy because "it's simple," and then you suffer from blue balls for 6 months, she finally feals a pang of sympathy thereby suffering from TSPD
My bitch wife made me get a vasectomy, and things went wrong, at least she also suffered TSPD
When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.
1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife
is always a cuntathon.