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Commack

Commack is also very L.I.E.
by Peter March 20, 2005
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widget

Derived from a computer programming term, "widget" refers to a virtual object with default settings. In the context of Internet dating, a widget is a man or woman known through his or her on-line profile. A widget remains a widget even when real names have been exchanged. After several in-person meetings, a widget can be referred to by his or her actual name.
So, have you hooked up with any widgets lately?
by Peter February 25, 2004
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mut lun yeah ah

tone word: what dick matter ah
an open question asked when one is annoyed or being dominant
mut lun yeah ah?! can't you see i'm busy doing my thing?

mut lun yeah ah?! This is my playground so get the fuck out of here!
by peter February 8, 2005
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jizzwad

n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.
Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.
by Peter December 10, 2003
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procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.
Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.
by Peter January 26, 2005
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STD Grab Bag

A fucking splendid hardcore punk band out of the the Chicago suburbs.

Originally called the 'Target Rats', they decided to change their name and asked the crowd at a show for ideas; STD Grab Bag was the one they went with, and have remained since.
ME: Hey Jesus, let's go to the STD Grab Bag show!

JESUS: Fuck yeah!
by Peter December 14, 2004
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gratuity

A tip! Money or gift the someone recieves in exchange for a favor given. Bartender, waitstaff of slot attendent.
You gave Ron a big fat gratuity for what? The jokes on you!
by Peter September 25, 2005
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