Slcow

slutty cow, could mean an actual cow that is slutty or commonly used as two insults in one. Slut and a cow. Therefore being double mean.
Alan: Hey, that Louise is such a slcow, she munched off the whole football team last week!

Ian: I know, she is the biggest slcow I've ever seen! Still would though.

Alan: Yeh, true
by Pete616 September 24, 2010
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Prowankinating

Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.
Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?

Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
by Pete616 June 18, 2011
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San Marinese kiss

In France they usually great each other with 5 pecks on the cheek using their lips. In San Marino a slightly different approach is taken. The male grasps his penis and slaps the female across the face several times. Ranging from 3 to 8 slaps. Anymore it is known as rape.
Mario: Betty! Nice to see you! (San Marinese kiss)

Betty: Thank you Mario. Nice to see you too! (wipes off pre-cum)
by Pete616 November 09, 2010
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Diceball

A sport that involves 2 players. One attacks, the other defends. A spongey dice is required and a double bed. Behind the bed is a wall with one poster. Also a dartboard is needed.

The defender throws the diceball to the attacker and the attacker tries to head the ball ansd hit the wall. If they hit the wall they get 10 points. If they hit the poster they can either take 10 points or have one throw at the dart board. If the ball lands on the bed they get 5 points.

If the attacker catches or the defender catches the diceball before it hits the floor or bed (not the wall) then they can get 2 points.

There is 4 tournaments in Diceball. 'The DBA Championship', 'Cocoon4 Cup', 'Fossil Cup' and 'The DBA League'. The most prestigious is the DBA Championship. Then the league, then Cocoon4 then Fossil cup. Each round can consist of different amount of throws. (e.g. - 1, 4, 14).
Peter: Hey, Johnny, wanna play some diceball?

Johnny: Definately, I'm ready to go, you're going down

Peter: Haha, I don't think so Johnny! I don't think so!
by Pete616 November 06, 2010
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trouser vagina

When one's trousers split at the stitching under the crotch resulting in a trouser vagina.
Connor: Piggy back! *Izzo gets on*
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.
by Pete616 May 12, 2011
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Jolly

The ultimate offensive term. When one is being such a dick the word 'cunt' does not suffice. It is such a strong term, that the statement is usually retracted.
Mikael: You know what Paul, you're acting like Jolly.

Andre: You take that back!

Mikael: You're right, Paul. I'm sorry.
by Pete616 November 25, 2014
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Torange

A word that will distinguise any complication with the common myth of no word rhyming with the fruit and colour of orange.
Brian- Hey Bob, do you know any words that rhyme with orange? I'm sure door hinge doesn't count.

Bob- Well Brian, torange rhymes with orange perfectly.
by Pete616 October 04, 2010
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