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When a Vietnamese man teases the anus.
Hong Tang: Shall I tease your anus?

Barry: Is this is the Vietnamese hole tease?
by Pete616 April 25, 2011
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the 3 ing's

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The 3 Ing's are defined as the 3 reasons why females or on this Earth.

Cleaning
Cooking
Fucking
John: Oh yes July, this is why the 3 ing's are so true! Keep sucking me off while hovering the floor and buttering that toast!!! YEH!!!
by Pete616 November 15, 2010
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Earjaculate

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Just like ejaculation but in the ear. Mainly while listening to amazing music.
Nathaniel: Wow, that song is eargamsic!

John: Tell me about it, I think I am to earjaculate!
by Pete616 November 14, 2010
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Due to the common meaning of the last hole on a full golf course, this is the true and sexual meaning of, the '18th hole'.
A woman shall expose her arse and bend over till she is able to touch her feet with her fingers. The male then proceeds to collect a golf ball and either can, kick it, or use a golf club and will attempt to make the golf ball stay or go in completely to the anus or vagina. If successful the male may then carry on with the sexual move he wishes. The '18th hole' usually determines any disagreement in the bedroom. If the male succeeds he can go ahead with what he wanted. If he fails, the woman has a right to still saying 'no'.
Keith: Heather, let me perform a Lancashire Shitter!

Heather: Absolutely not Keith.

Keith: It looks like it's going down to the 18th hole!

(proceeds with 18th hole)
by Pete616 November 10, 2010
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San Marinese kiss

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In France they usually great each other with 5 pecks on the cheek using their lips. In San Marino a slightly different approach is taken. The male grasps his penis and slaps the female across the face several times. Ranging from 3 to 8 slaps. Anymore it is known as rape.
Mario: Betty! Nice to see you! (San Marinese kiss)

Betty: Thank you Mario. Nice to see you too! (wipes off pre-cum)
by Pete616 November 10, 2010
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A sport that involves 2 players. One attacks, the other defends. A spongey dice is required and a double bed. Behind the bed is a wall with one poster. Also a dartboard is needed.

The defender throws the diceball to the attacker and the attacker tries to head the ball ansd hit the wall. If they hit the wall they get 10 points. If they hit the poster they can either take 10 points or have one throw at the dart board. If the ball lands on the bed they get 5 points.

If the attacker catches or the defender catches the diceball before it hits the floor or bed (not the wall) then they can get 2 points.

There is 4 tournaments in Diceball. 'The DBA Championship', 'Cocoon4 Cup', 'Fossil Cup' and 'The DBA League'. The most prestigious is the DBA Championship. Then the league, then Cocoon4 then Fossil cup. Each round can consist of different amount of throws. (e.g. - 1, 4, 14).
Peter: Hey, Johnny, wanna play some diceball?

Johnny: Definately, I'm ready to go, you're going down

Peter: Haha, I don't think so Johnny! I don't think so!
by Pete616 November 7, 2010
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Scrabbi

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Paul: Oh my God! Is that a rabbi?

Gavin: Yeh, but he was pretty scrabby!

Paul: I knows! He is a scrabbi!
by Pete616 October 21, 2010
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