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Scrabbi

Paul: Oh my God! Is that a rabbi?

Gavin: Yeh, but he was pretty scrabby!

Paul: I knows! He is a scrabbi!
by Pete616 October 21, 2010
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Lancashire shitter

The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.

The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.
John: Here comes the hotpot!

Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!

John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*

Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!
by Pete616 April 25, 2011
mugGet the Lancashire shittermug.

Russian rim pounder

When a male proceeds to engage in vaginal intercourse he penetrates the anus of the female by using means of extreme force with his arm. The goal is too place the whole of the arm into the anus while hearing her yell.

The following act must be performed in a Russian accent whenever engaging in speech.

Caution: Can casuse termination of the biological functions.
Liam: I'm gonna fucking start the russian rim pounder on you now bitch! *In Russian accent*

Kirsty: Please no Liam! Please! *Also in Russian accent*
by Pete616 April 25, 2011
mugGet the Russian rim poundermug.

the Vietnamese hole tease

When a Vietnamese man teases the anus.
Hong Tang: Shall I tease your anus?

Barry: Is this is the Vietnamese hole tease?
by Pete616 April 25, 2011
mugGet the the Vietnamese hole teasemug.

Diceball

A sport that involves 2 players. One attacks, the other defends. A spongey dice is required and a double bed. Behind the bed is a wall with one poster. Also a dartboard is needed.

The defender throws the diceball to the attacker and the attacker tries to head the ball ansd hit the wall. If they hit the wall they get 10 points. If they hit the poster they can either take 10 points or have one throw at the dart board. If the ball lands on the bed they get 5 points.

If the attacker catches or the defender catches the diceball before it hits the floor or bed (not the wall) then they can get 2 points.

There is 4 tournaments in Diceball. 'The DBA Championship', 'Cocoon4 Cup', 'Fossil Cup' and 'The DBA League'. The most prestigious is the DBA Championship. Then the league, then Cocoon4 then Fossil cup. Each round can consist of different amount of throws. (e.g. - 1, 4, 14).
Peter: Hey, Johnny, wanna play some diceball?

Johnny: Definately, I'm ready to go, you're going down

Peter: Haha, I don't think so Johnny! I don't think so!
by Pete616 November 7, 2010
mugGet the Diceballmug.

the 3 ing's

The 3 Ing's are defined as the 3 reasons why females or on this Earth.

Cleaning
Cooking
Fucking
John: Oh yes July, this is why the 3 ing's are so true! Keep sucking me off while hovering the floor and buttering that toast!!! YEH!!!
by Pete616 November 15, 2010
mugGet the the 3 ing'smug.

Swainy

Hey Swainy.
by Pete616 November 25, 2014
mugGet the Swainymug.

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