pete's definitions

Beer Hard

Dervied form a hard on that is not fully erect. usually happens when you are in a drunken state

Last night i couldent have sex cuz of my beer hard

by Pete May 3, 2004

Confuzzled

A combination of "Confused" and "Puzzled" with the same meaning as both. If said confidently enough, people tend to either not notice it, or consider it a real word.

The math problem with the quadratic formula had me really CONFUZZLED, especially because it was on an English test.

by Pete February 28, 2003

diplomize

To get shit done. This often, but not necessarily, involves using drinks, chronic, and all the right words.

My friend and I diplomized like only we can, and got that smoking brunette into the hot tub, minus the clothes.

by Pete February 28, 2004

whore

1. a term used to describe someone who commits to an activity so much that it begins to piss** people off. adj.

**piss, definition 4

2. used as a substitute for another verb, so long as the meaning is understood. v.

"You awp whore!"
"Stop whoring all the oreos!"
"Oh, man! I'm such a Halo 2 sniping whore!"

by pete May 13, 2005

brausages

Folds of flesh created by tight bra straps.

She shouldn't be wearing that skin-tight top considering the size of her brausages.

by Pete August 22, 2003

D's B's

Abbreviated form of Dog's Bollocks meaning an object that is greatly admired.

Have you seen Jim's new motor? It's the D's B's!

by Pete January 6, 2005

deep sea diving

To go down on a woman (give her oral sex).

I went deep sea diving last night.

by Pete November 10, 2004