pete's definitions

chode

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there

"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"

by Pete May 7, 2004

cobbie

the exact opposite of being the leader in a peer's group, ie, being the person whose presence noone notices.

Don't waste your time with this cobbie! He's a noone!

by Pete August 27, 2003

cape may

A bunch of old people who goes down to the shore for vacation.

Look at the old bastards walking around Cape May with their sweaters around their neck.

by pete February 18, 2005

wanksack

Most commonly refers to a bed, but sometimes to a sleeping bag. A private place for a good spank of the monkey.

Get out yer feckin wanksack! It's almost midday!

by Pete May 30, 2006

chicklet

Having to do with a female hair cut whitch is short on top and sides and long in the back.Also a female mullet

Did u see that chicklet

by Pete April 29, 2004

stuffed

to be exhusted

"i was stuffed after that run"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Ass and a half

1.) to be of bad proportions, but with more emphasis; 2.) to be terrible in mass quantities

1.) I got three seconds left. This sucks an ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.

by Pete April 16, 2003