pete's definitions

spontaneitage

The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.

"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."

by Pete September 1, 2008

gavacho

an american, particulary a white man(spanish insult)

look at that pinche gavacho thinking he is somebody

by Pete February 9, 2004

Extreme Steve/Gnarly Steve

When one jizzes on a table or flat surface and snorts it up his nostrils like cocaine.

My parents were coming home soon and i didnt want to get caught so i pulled a gnarly steve.
This kid was so drunk we made him gnarly steve my cum.
Some girls are so slutty and kinky they will ove to gnarly steve.

by pete March 18, 2004

sapos

stands for such a piece of shit

that computer is SAPOS

by Pete March 6, 2005

Cubanlink

a style of jewelry be it neck chain or braclet

yo let me peep that cubanlink chain of yours
yo run your cubanlink chain

by pete November 27, 2004

honky tonk

1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks

"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"

"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"

by Pete October 7, 2003

Shithead

Another old man, trying to forget that he's an old man by going to a student pub. It doesn't work though, we all know that he is SHITHEAD

Hey, there's Shithead with his ugly woman

by Pete February 25, 2005