hard

bad ass, as in "hard core" usually bitches that think they're cool

that m-f'er thinks hes all hard, but hes really a bitch

by Pete April 15, 2003

E-ffection

the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic

i.e. "*kissez*", "*liiiicks*", "*huggles*", or "*snubbles*"

by Pete November 26, 2002

hound

The name Durham University (UK) students commonly use to refer to "Planet of Sound", the best Friday night out on the town. Plays cheese, dance and alternative music. Far better than Klute.

Girl) Hey, are you coming to hound tonight?

Guy) What kind of a question is that? Of course I am!

by Pete October 12, 2004

wanksack

Most commonly refers to a bed, but sometimes to a sleeping bag. A private place for a good spank of the monkey.

Get out yer feckin wanksack! It's almost midday!

by Pete April 22, 2006

duemellon

Class "A" asshole.

Duemellon is a Class "A" asshole.

by Pete March 25, 2004

Wank-tastic

The feeling of elation when something is so good it makes you want to cream yourself

A: I get free Mixed Grills at Harvester for 6 months
B: Wank-tastic!

by Pete January 30, 2005

heaven

where women go when they go to bed with me

last night

by Pete January 28, 2004