pete's definitions

pisseth

If you want to say the word piss (urinate) with a little more class, use the word pisseth. Works well with other forms of archaic language, particularly from the KJV Bible.

Dost thou need to pisseth, pray tell?

2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:

by Pete October 5, 2004

bell end cheddar

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.

I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...

by Pete May 22, 2005

cuntflapper

A blond doing a handstand in a convertable with the top down at 100miles an hour with legs spread,
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps

Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrroom

Wow did you see that cunflapper???????

by pete March 3, 2004

Seg

Short for segment, segamatron, seggie, segmeena and segatron (a variation on segamatron), a Seg is a creature of very small stature, likened to a hobbit, of JRR Tolkien fame. They feed on blackcurrant cordial and baked potatoes, and move around in a shuffling manner. They are extremely rare and have often had other animals, such as kia, the wife of the famous willow mistaken for them.

Fo shizzle segamatron, you is lookin supa-fly in eric 2day.

by Pete November 17, 2003

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003

splatter special

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.

I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.

by Pete October 24, 2004

turd

big , fat, smelly shit thats bein launched outta sum1s arsehole!

ewww dude u stepped in turd!

by pete May 21, 2003