Gerry

the worst possible thing one can be.
the type of person that saw the anti-drinking or drugs propaganda videos made in the 50s and takes them seriously
Man did you see that dude, he was such a gerry

Jack's not drinking tonight, he's being a gerry
by pete February 18, 2005
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smerk

Geordie for 'smoke'.
Wai-aye mon. Ah love smerkin fags, me. Itz fookin grate mon.
by Pete November 21, 2003
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smerk

Geordie for 'smoke'.
Wai-aye mon. Ah love smerkin fags, me. Itz grate mon.
by Pete November 21, 2003
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spontaneitage

The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.
"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."
by Pete June 14, 2006
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sup do

A combination of "whats up dog?" and "whats up though" making it both a freindly greeting and a question at the same time. Origins in Rochester and Detroit Michigan.
"so I walk up to my freind and im like 'Sup Do?'"
by Pete October 30, 2003
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Real ale

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Real Ale is "a name for draft (or bottled) beer brewed from traditional ingredients, matured by secondary fermentation in the container from which it is dispensed, and served without the use of extraneous carbon dioxide."

Bloody good stuff.
Real ale puts hairs on your chest.
by Pete December 17, 2004
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Petting Zoo

Let's go over to his house, it's a petting zoo.
by Pete April 09, 2003
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