lmfaoshism

lmfaoshism:laugh my fucking ass of so hard i shit myself

Used in online chat conversations
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by Pete January 13, 2005
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Hank

Hank is a root beer sold in Nab One Stop in my town. It is the illest root beer known to mankind. SO since Hank is a funny word and all, you say Hank after each time you cough after a diesel rip of chronic stash.
Quote for using Hank - "COugh!, Hank! That was a diesel rip off the binger."
by Pete April 04, 2005
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handle the jandal

"he couldn't handle the jandal"
by Pete January 20, 2004
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cockmaster

Noun. This word is a simple combination of the word cock, in the euphimistic sense refering to the penis of a human male, and the word master.

It is an insult used to question the sexuality of the targeted person, who is usually male, or to express general disdain for them.
You cockmaster, I can't believe you told my girlfriend I went to a strip club last night!
by pete August 10, 2004
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Manwich

A threesome between a girl and 2 guys.
She was into 2 guys and they were both there that night so she had a manwich.
by pete March 22, 2004
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azzripper

um, when a female snorts coke out of an ass crack
damn, she azzripped that line!
by pete March 18, 2005
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pisseth

If you want to say the word piss (urinate) with a little more class, use the word pisseth. Works well with other forms of archaic language, particularly from the KJV Bible.
Dost thou need to pisseth, pray tell?

2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:
by Pete October 06, 2004
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