pete's definitions

Fuckrying-Out-Loud

A simple way to cover yourself when you accidentally swear infront of your mother.

"the patriots are losing"
"Fuck..crying out loud, hi mom!"

by Pete December 27, 2004

Ass and a half

1.) to be of bad proportions, but with more emphasis; 2.) to be terrible in mass quantities

1.) I got three seconds left. This sucks an ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.

by Pete April 16, 2003

biffo

to hit, especially on rugby field

“There is a bit of biffo on the field”

by Pete January 20, 2004

Game

The West-Side's revival! The Game is commin' at all ya'll and he's bringing the West Coast back. It aint dead, Game's jus' been asleep nigga...

His rhymes are ubelievable and he is mixin' with the best of em', Em, Buck, 50, Banks, Dre, Kanye, Just Blaze + heapz more!!! Get The Documentary, Game's new album out soon..! Check it...

Yo, Game is comin' afta Buck nigga, G..G..G..GG..GGG G-Unit!!! Aftermath 'n' Shady - together, along with G-Unit Records!!! Interscope biaatch!

by Pete January 17, 2005

Klute

Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.

It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.

Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?

Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.

Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.

Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.

by Pete October 6, 2004

vomitometer

A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.

That chick had to be close to ten on the vomitometer...

by Pete August 29, 2005

Garff

used to describe a mentally slow or retarded person

"What are you, a Garff?!!!!!"

by Pete October 21, 2003