pete's definitions

dirtysanchez

When two people are engaged in sex, one person, usually the male, inserts their finger in the anal cavity of their partner, and proceeds to wipe particles of feces on the upper lip of their mate.

My girlfriend and I were having sex last night, and right after I had an orgasm I gave her a dirty sanchez.

by Pete March 20, 2003

naujizz

the act of dripping your cum on a female and sucking it off.

Do you mind if I naujizz? Sure I like the feeling!

by Pete April 9, 2003

Gerry

the worst possible thing one can be.
the type of person that saw the anti-drinking or drugs propaganda videos made in the 50s and takes them seriously

Man did you see that dude, he was such a gerry

Jack's not drinking tonight, he's being a gerry

by pete February 17, 2005

bozonkers

something extremely out of control.
crazy, insane, bezerk

"wow! that was bozonkers!"

by pete February 19, 2004

complete and utter fag

this guy who posted my name so i have to post back

"Hey complete and utter fag--I mean, Mike."

by Pete October 7, 2003

Hong Bits

A proper-name euphemism for smoking marijuana out of a kick-ass water bong. Great for using at and around the office.

- Hey can you guys help with a charity drive after work?

- No, we can't, we're visiting my old friend Hong Bits.

by Pete March 1, 2004

loreen

sexiest girl on earth

damn that girl was fucking fine, but nothin compared to loreen.

by pete July 19, 2004