vomitometer

A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.
That chick had to be close to ten on the vomitometer...
by Pete July 25, 2005
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diplomize

To get shit done. This often, but not necessarily, involves using drinks, chronic, and all the right words.
My friend and I diplomized like only we can, and got that smoking brunette into the hot tub, minus the clothes.
by Pete February 29, 2004
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Confuzzled

A combination of "Confused" and "Puzzled" with the same meaning as both. If said confidently enough, people tend to either not notice it, or consider it a real word.
The math problem with the quadratic formula had me really CONFUZZLED, especially because it was on an English test.
by Pete February 28, 2003
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clothesline

by Pete January 20, 2004
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Motion City Soundtrack

a band who with a kick ass moogist. best known for the song "my favorite accident" or "the future freaks me out"
Oh man i just went to that motion city soundtrack show and creamed my pants
by pete December 15, 2003
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smacked ass

An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.
So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar
by Pete November 29, 2003
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