Definitions by pete
Mary Whitehouse
Rhyming slang for shitehouse. Mary Whitehouse was a campaigner for morals and decency on British television.
Mary Whitehouse by Pete October 25, 2004
splatter special
What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.
I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.
splatter special by Pete October 24, 2004
cockmaster general
cockmaster general by Pete October 18, 2004
Thomas the Tanker
Thomas the Tanker by Pete October 18, 2004