pentozali's definitions

clute

A flute body played with a clarinet mouthpiece. Has a somewhat reedy, soprano-sax-like sound or flauta-de-millo (Colombian clarinetlike folk instrument).

Joey, let's play a joke on Mrs. Perrotta---take the mouthpiece off your flute and put a clarinet mouthpiece on it. Play it---it's a clute!

play it---it's a clutea!

by pentozali November 27, 2009

hevonpaska

Nonsense; bullshit. This Finnish word literally means "horseshit".

Did Mrs. Savolainen really go to Helsinki? She sounded like she was telling me a lot of hevonpaska!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

let one

To expel flatulence; to fart.

Hey, dude, didja let one just a moment ago? Man, I could smell your cheezer a mile away!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

ligature

That thingamajig on a clarinet mouthpiece that's a real PITA to adjust---you have to poke around on the bottom of the reed and avoid touching the rails of the mouthpiece in order to align the reed correctly.

I have a Rovner ligature and I like the way it holds my reed. The only problem is, the ligature is made with some rubbery stuff and it sticks to the mouthpiece like your butt on a car seat on a hot summer day!

by pentozali August 17, 2012

voo

A vuvuzela, that annoyingly loud, long, usually plastic, trumpet that one hears at parades, demonstrations, and sporting events, and on New Year's Eve.

I almost lost my hearing when that asshole blew his voo near my ear.

by pentozali December 13, 2010

Manischewitz

Heaven in a wineglass. Tastes best cold and gets you pleasantly numb in no time.

Manischewitz Concord Grape wines are the shit!

by pentozali October 6, 2012

pentabox

The roughly pentagonal or diamond-shaped container that Chinese food or other take-out food sometimes comes in.

For only $6.00, you can get a nice-sized pentabox of Singapore noodles at this take-out place.

by pentozali April 12, 2012