pentozali's definitions

gutterfinger

What happens when you use a keyboard (on a cellular phone, regular phone, computer, typewriter, court reporter device, piano, synthesizer, organ etc.) and you keep on hitting "between the cracks" of the keys. A play on "butterfinger" and "gutterball", and the dictionary meaning of "gutter".

Why do I keep on getting "ansewr" for "answer"? It must be my gutterfinger!

by pentozali July 25, 2007

banh khot

Small dome-shaped Vietnamese crepes filled with shrimp and colored/flavored with turmeric and coconut. Delicious but just about impossible to find in any Vietnamese restaurant on the US East Coast (although they're very easy to find on the US West Coast).

If you go to San Francisco or Seattle, no Vietnamese dinner is complete without banh khot for an appetizer.

by pentozali December 17, 2008

Stink 101

Any type of beginning chemistry class, from the not-always-so-pleasant smells that emanate from the laboratories of such classes.

I dropped a beaker of indole in Stink 101, and the whole lab stank for days on end!

by pentozali July 16, 2009

02645M

Surreptitious way of putting "ORGASM" on a license plate

I know Mark likes to fuck a lot. Why else wym, shoot a load, jizz, ould he have "02645M" for a license plate?

by pentozali October 28, 2013

klerp box

A fax machine, from the sound produced when one presses the keys do dial a call.

I need to get on the klerp box---gotta get this fax out before noon!

by pentozali January 18, 2009

morning metal

Worse than morning wood, this is what happens when your bladder is almost at the point of bursting.

Oh no, Rachel's in the bathroom, and I really got some morning metal! Rachel, I gotta pee! Rachel? RACHEL!!!!

by pentozali July 9, 2009

nomonia

Dreaded disease caused by a lack of capital. Pronounced "no-MONEY-ah", punning on "pneumonia", its symptoms are: complaining about how broke one is, loss of weight because of a lack of food to eat, and general nastiness until the next paycheck comes.

A week before payday, I always come down with nomonia.

by pentozali April 9, 2006