pentozali's definitions

squitch

A wet fart, especially the sneaky kind when you feel you can get away with a normal fart before you go to the toilet.

Damn! I just did a squitch at band practice and my chair STINKS!

by pentozali March 9, 2008

Michelin

Rolls of fat around the hips. Can be used either affectionately or derogatorily.

That lady might have some Michelin, but she has a sweet face and a nice personality.

by pentozali April 7, 2008

childronian

A child, especially a klutzy, stupid, or hyper one.

That little girl is a real childronian---she doesn't know her strength and if she keeps on running around, she's going to make that whole bookshelf fall!

by pentozali August 23, 2011

magnus frater te spectat

Big brother is watching you, in the Latin language.

If you're thinking about destroying the USA, Israel, the UK, and Russia with bombs, nukes, and CBW weapons, forget about it---we've got your number. Magnus frater te spectat!

by pentozali September 26, 2010

burping bedpost

A bassoon, from the shape and size of the musical instrument.

Hi John! What instrument are they teaching you to play now in Woodwinds 101, burping bedpost?

by pentozali November 8, 2005

hitlure

The dangerous attraction that hate groups have for disaffected people, especially youth. Punning on "Hitler".

Rashid used to be a friendly, good-looking moderate Muslim guy until he lost his job, grew a long, ragged beard and got attracted to the hitlure of sharia-law-practicing fanatics.

by pentozali July 30, 2012

hold on

When you're making a phone call in New York City, this phrase usually means that the person on the other line isn't putting you on hold to help you, but to either talk to another customer or to make a personal call.

Hold on...(you're waiting ten minutes on the phone)...
(10 minutes later)...Sorry to keep you waiting. Your Edvard Grieg orchestral works box set hasn't come in yet.

by pentozali March 2, 2011