pentozali's definitions

gof

Good old-fashioned.

Mike just bought a nice gof phone with real bells instead of ringtones.

by pentozali August 17, 2012

core dump

To take a massive shit after being constipated a few days

I took a Dulcolax a few hours ago and just now I did a core dump into the toilet. Man did that feel good!

by pentozali October 20, 2014

hevonpaska

Nonsense; bullshit. This Finnish word literally means "horseshit".

Did Mrs. Savolainen really go to Helsinki? She sounded like she was telling me a lot of hevonpaska!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

ligature

That thingamajig on a clarinet mouthpiece that's a real PITA to adjust---you have to poke around on the bottom of the reed and avoid touching the rails of the mouthpiece in order to align the reed correctly.

I have a Rovner ligature and I like the way it holds my reed. The only problem is, the ligature is made with some rubbery stuff and it sticks to the mouthpiece like your butt on a car seat on a hot summer day!

by pentozali August 17, 2012

clute

A flute body played with a clarinet mouthpiece. Has a somewhat reedy, soprano-sax-like sound or flauta-de-millo (Colombian clarinetlike folk instrument).

Joey, let's play a joke on Mrs. Perrotta---take the mouthpiece off your flute and put a clarinet mouthpiece on it. Play it---it's a clute!

play it---it's a clutea!

by pentozali November 27, 2009

let one

To expel flatulence; to fart.

Hey, dude, didja let one just a moment ago? Man, I could smell your cheezer a mile away!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

facehugger

Person who enjoys climbing mountains with very steep ascent routes, thereby almost hugging or kissing the faces of the mountains.

That mountain has an almost ninety-degree ascent seventy percent of the way. Are you up to the challenge of being a facehugger?

by pentozali May 6, 2011