pentozali's definitions

doesn't know his brass from his oboe

Euphemism for "(he) doesn't know his a** from his elbow". He doesn't know anything (or doesn't want to know anything).

You can't ask that bus driver about bus route numbers. He doesn't know his brass from his oboe.

by pentozali January 18, 2009

blue banana

The act of lighting a fart, especially when the methane in the fart gives the flame a blue tinge; same as a Blue Angel.

After I ate lamb vindaloo, I started farting, held a lighter to my ass, and blue bananas popped out!

by pentozali September 23, 2009

jester's hat

A graphic, e.g. a drawing, of a vagina.

Johnny got into trouble for scribbling a jester's hat in a very expensive schoolbook.

by pentozali December 20, 2009

zhug

Pronounced zuh-KHOOHG, with a raspy "KH" like the "ch" in "chutzpah", zhug is a fiery red or green paste made with chili peppers used as a condiment by Yemenite Jews. Tastes great with scrambled eggs!

Try some zhug with your pitas bread, Nat. It's delicious!

by pentozali August 11, 2010

foof

An animal's fart, usually from a dog. Rhymes with "hoof".

Sandy, did you just foof? Are you making dog farts again?

by pentozali January 10, 2011

frog suit

The entire outfit worn by people who are employed in hazardous waste disposal, from the gas mask to the boots. Depending on the type of chemical or communicable disease being neutralized, the gas mask could be a one-canister or two-canister type.

Someone placed a call about a chemical fire at the plastics factory, so we're getting our frog suits ready!

by pentozali January 28, 2009

Bam

Newspaperese for President Barack Obama.

I'm so glad that Bam won the Presidency! Enough of those Republican warlords!

by pentozali February 4, 2009