pentozali's definitions

Fallsworth's Law

The unwritten law of physics that states that a falling object must always be out of your grasp when you try to pick it up.

Where did my @$#%^&* pen go? Oh, Fallsworth's Law!

by pentozali May 1, 2007

Democruit

Any candidate at the Democrats' elections.

It would be really nice if Al Gore were a Democruit in the election.

by pentozali August 29, 2007

do a foreign moment

To start speaking a foreign language that the person being addressed doesn't, or is not likely to, understand. Comes in very handy when you're trying to shake off panhandlers and other people with whom you don't want to get involved.

A group of Arab kids came up to me and asked me if they wanted me to smoke a joint. I wanted to do a foreign moment, so I just told them, "nye govoryu po-angliyskiy!". That's Russian for "I don't speak English!".

by pentozali November 24, 2009

Thor

Awesome deity dude with a magic hammer, Mjolnir, that comes back to his hand when he throws it. Not a dude to fuck around with!

Thor is the son of Odin.

by pentozali December 4, 2013

flunkatorium

School with a poor quality of educational resources

Ms. Harvey, don't send Brandon there. It's a flunkatorium!

by pentozali May 5, 2014

sick

In British usage: vomit.

Mike and John were cottaging in the public library WC and Mike slipped and fell on some sick.

by pentozali March 12, 2014

pisk

Yiddish word for "mouth", as in an animal's mouth or maw; "trap".

Famakht dayn pisk! Schvayg! (Translation: Shut your trap! Be quiet!)

by pentozali April 9, 2008