Definitions by pentozali

Rausdauer 

Anyone with a funny-sounding name that could easily be made fun of. From Mystery Science Theater 3000: "...Rausdauer, Rausdauer, sibbity-sobbity Sausdauer...".

Here comes that Rausdauer...you guys know what to do with him!

Rausdauer by pentozali October 22, 2009

crawling dirt 

Insect pests, like roaches, flies, mosquitoes, silverfish, etc.

I don't like to use insecticides. How can I get rid of this crawling dirt around the bathtub?

crawling dirt by pentozali October 21, 2009

schooliosis 

Twisting of the spine, backaches and leg pain caused by sitting at cramped desks at school or college for most of the day or night.

I couldn't get my homeworkness done because of schooliosis!

schooliosis by pentozali October 20, 2009

Big Black Can

What you take out as the last resort when you have a problem with roaches, flies, and other annoying bugs. One of the vilest-smelling things ever to be produced in laboratories: Raid insecticide.

Dammit, what's with all these bugs around my sink? I think it's time for the Big Black Can!

Big Black Can by pentozali October 20, 2009

fuction 

The amount of pressure exerted by the pussy, tits, mouth, or ass on your cock while you're having sex. From Fuck + sUCTION.

Laura has great fuction!

fuction by pentozali September 27, 2009

unctuophile

Person who gets sexually excited by the thought of, or sight of, oily-skinned people.

John seems to have some kind of fetish for oily-skinned girls. I think he's an unctuophile.He goes apeshit every time that greasy-looking Laura goes by!

unctuophile by pentozali September 25, 2009

elmer's 

Semen.

Thinking about Georgia made me rope my elmer's all over the bathtub!

elmer's by pentozali September 23, 2009