pentozali's definitions

clacker

A court reporter, from the noise the court reporter's machine makes when the minutes of a trial are recorded.

The clacker was stuck in traffic, so we have to wait until she gets into the courtroom.

by pentozali February 4, 2009

cumsy

Careless during sex or with the use of a condom. Punning on cum and clumsy.

If you weren't cumsy and didn't put Vaseline on your rubber, the rubber wouldn't've broken and I wouldn't have this little hyper brat to take care of!

by pentozali April 6, 2010

The Binoculars

Famous building in Los Angeles, California, specifically the Chiarat-Day Building, shaped to resemble a pair of binoculars. No kidding, this actually does exist!

Fred, let's take a shortcut around The Binoculars, and then we'll go to the Strip.

by pentozali June 26, 2006

fafner

A long, slow, loud and smelly fart. Comes from Fafner, the dragon in Richard Wagner's "Ring of the Nibelungs" operas and the flatulence that one would imagine the creature would make.

I ate Mexican food and I've been making one long garlicky fafner after another the whole day!

by pentozali October 11, 2010

QRM

1) Police, CB operators', amateur radio operators', and shortwave radio listeners' shorthand for interference on radio frequencies caused by other radio stations, as opposed to QRN=noise from car ignitions, power lines, dialysis machines, atmospheric effects etc.
2) Jocularly, the QM city bus lines that run between Manhattan and Queens in New York City, because of the QRM=traffic they always encounter.

I'm trying to get one of the QRM buses to Queens so I could get home and listen to Radio New Zealand International on my shortwave radio before the QRN from Deutsche Welle pwns it.

by pentozali September 13, 2007

flap the wings

To flap one's arms in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent objects from falling.

Look at that klutz! All of those books are falling all over the place! Look at him flap the wings! (Making sounds like a chicken, to the unfortunate person): Bok, bok, bok!

by pentozali March 24, 2008

aul

A mountain village in the Caucasus Mountains of Russia, Georgia, Armenia, and Azerbaijan but usually applied to the first two locations.

An aul in Daghestan is a very eerie place. The houses are usually constructed so that their backs form a sort of step to the next row of houses and continue in this way until one reaches the top of the hill or cliff. The roofs form pathways to the neighbors' houses too. The overall effect is that of a sort of pyramidlike shape. The ancient stone towers, old masjids, bazaars, and the strange languages add to the eerieness.

by pentozali August 20, 2012