pentozali's definitions

kakchiz

Fumunda; the smelly, pasty substance found on the 21st finger of a guy who's not cut or on some clits. Sometimes described as smelling like a Portuguese fish market.

Pee-yoooooo! That greasy-haired French dude that just got off the train must have kakchiz to the max! And his girlfriend is no better: she smells like she hasn't washed her clit!

by pentozali August 9, 2010

Wise Use

A cabal and political lobbying movement of corporate entities who are very environment-unfriendly and frequently engage in greenwashing activities.

I just heard that the Wise Use people want to cut down some more forest area in Russia.

by pentozali October 9, 2007

MMMS

The Merry Marvel Marching Society, a pantheon of Marvel Comics characters from the 1960s that included The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Iron Man, The Mighty Thor, Submariner, and Spiderman. The Merry Marvel Marching Society was also the name of the Marvel Comics fan club associated with the above characters, in which members could get all sorts of goodies including vinyl 45s of the MMMS themes, stickers, and posters of their favorite characters. Now unfortunately defunct, the MMMS had some of the catchiest cartoon show themes ever created!

Tom has an original MMMS vinyl. It's a collector's item now!

by pentozali August 24, 2008

drug with a plug

Any form of electronic entertainment, especially a computer and an HDTV, that requires an AC power connection to work and/or charge batteries.

Nothing good on the tube to watch, so I'll use the other drug with a plug: my Mac.

by pentozali April 7, 2011

Serra

This folk dance from the Pontic Greeks takes credit for being The Most Difficult Greek Dance In the World! Pontos is a region in the extreme northeastern part of Turkey, on the border with Adjaria in the Georgian Republic. Pontic dances are usually characterized by a very martial feeling and trembling movements in the hands, shoulders, and the upper part of the torso, and small, close-to-the-ground movements of the feet. The music for most Pontic Greek dances is usually played on a small, bottle-shaped fiddle called "lyra" or "kementze", or on a small bagpipe called "tulum", with or without "daouli" (hand drum) accompaniment. Most Pontic Greeks have settled in Greek Macedonia, due to oppression by Turks during the rule of the Ottoman Empire.

The dancers at the Greek American Folklore Society in New York are practicing Trygona and Serra.

by pentozali April 9, 2006

soupor

Pronounced "sue-POR", this means a diner or restaurant that cuts costs by serving soup OR salad rather than soup ASD salad with its dinner specials. Unfortunately not just a New York phenomenon anymore, as rising travel expenses and higher overhead force diners and restaurants nationally to cut back on the amount of food they serve.

If you're really hungry, don't go to a soupor. Look for a soupand! There are so many stingy resaurateurs these days!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

pee into a violin

To waste effort on someone or something.

Don't tell Mr. Panayotis that you can finish that project tonight. Telling him something like that is like trying to pee into a violin!

by pentozali December 28, 2005