firesquall

Too many firewalls set up at one time on a computer, defeating the original purpose of a firewall and/or causing the computer to slow and/or crash.

John was overly conscious of security on his computer and he had a problem rebooting his computer. The reason? A firesquall.

by pentozali November 2, 2009

firesquad

Often seen as the most painful and deadly sexual position. The act of putting lighter fluid on the penis, and pouring gasoline all over the woman's or man's body. You would then light the fluid on your penis and have anal sex with the gasoline covered person or persons.

"Dude, Jim and Lisa tried firesquadding last night and burned their house down"

"My sister died while trying to attempt the firesquad."

by CQman December 27, 2008