madagasket

Jocularly, any gadget you add to a vehicle, for instance a 4WD or Jeep, to keep it going in rough terrain, like when you're out on safari in Kenya or the outback. Taken from "Madagascar".
I just put on this madagasket before I headed back to Addis Ababa---it worked like a charm!
by pentozali August 29, 2007
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slavemaster

A cellular phone, especially one used mostly as a means of communication between one and one's job.
Sorry, people, just got a buzz from the slavemaster...gotta go to my job. There'll be no swimming today!
by pentozali March 23, 2009
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Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.
$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.
by pentozali December 06, 2005
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redneck fire drill

I'll never go to that party again. It was like a redneck fire drill just for me to try to get the tickets for it!
by pentozali December 07, 2005
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phoning

What happens when you're stapling something and the staple doesn't completely penetrate to the other side of the document, resulting in a staple that has ends bent looking like a wired phone.
Loretta, could I get a better stapler please? This one keeps phoning on me!
by pentozali May 23, 2007
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flotz

Aaron thought he could cover up his flotz with the sound of the bus going by, but the rotten garlic smell gave it away.
by pentozali August 12, 2012
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frog suit

The entire outfit worn by people who are employed in hazardous waste disposal, from the gas mask to the boots. Depending on the type of chemical or communicable disease being neutralized, the gas mask could be a one-canister or two-canister type.
Someone placed a call about a chemical fire at the plastics factory, so we're getting our frog suits ready!
by pentozali January 28, 2009
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