vess

To investigate someone or something; an investigation. From "in-VES-ti-gate" and "in-VES-ti-ga-tion"

That friend of yours needs a vess. He seems to be doing something under the table.

by pentozali July 31, 2007

cuntree

A pussy willow tree. From an old piece of graffiti written in a public restroom: Country/Cuntree/Pussy plant/Fertilize!

Look at the buds on that cuntree over there. Looks like pussy hair!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Fallsworth's Law

The unwritten law of physics that states that a falling object must always be out of your grasp when you try to pick it up.

Where did my @$#%^&* pen go? Oh, Fallsworth's Law!

by pentozali April 24, 2007

whale flippers

Synonym: bingo wings, sagging fat that hangs from under obese persons' arms and is seen especially when the arms are lifted and shaken while the person is shouting "Bingo!".

Look at those whale flippers! That lady must easily be over 500 pounds!

by pentozali August 23, 2013

isep kontol gua

"Suck my dick" in Indonesian.

Isep kontol gua, Maryanne!

by pentozali November 27, 2010

VSO

A Violin-Shaped Object, a cheap violin that isn't worth shit to practice on.

If you want to learn to play the violin well, don't go to that music store. All they sell are VSOs!

by pentozali January 08, 2012

oomby

Zit; plural is "oombies". Pronounced with short "oo" as in "book".

I stood in front of my mirror, popped a big oomby, and pus shot out over the glass.

by pentozali October 24, 2013