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OB City

Hypothetical place where everyone seems to be fat. Punning on the word "obesity".
Look at this restaurant---seems like we're in OB City!
by pentozali April 7, 2008
mugGet the OB Citymug.

dogtor

Someone whose profession is treating illnesses in animals; a veterinarian.
Poor Sabrina's chuckin' hairballs. Looks like we'll have to take her to the dogtor.
by pentozali April 16, 2006
mugGet the dogtormug.

boondoggle

The colorful plastic lace one uses to make lanyards, key fobs, handcrafted wallets and purses, etc.
Is that counselor in some kind of a knotwork contest? Look at all those complicated knots in that boondoggle whistle lanyard he's wearing!
by pentozali April 13, 2006
mugGet the boondogglemug.

New York 5-second warning

The red arrow that shows up on some New York traffic lights to let drivers and pedestrians know that vehicles aren't permitted to turn. Considered unsafe for drivers and pedestrians alike because five seconds is hardly enough time for a driver to make a complete stop.
Why can't the DOT make those red arrow signals at least fifteen seconds long?! I hate those New York 5-second warnings!
by pentozali December 29, 2011
mugGet the New York 5-second warningmug.

Ghanarrhea

Scams originating in West African countries usually involving fraud or identity theft via the Internet, due to corruption on the part of government officials in those countries and a general acquiescence on the part of the same officials to do anything about said scams.
One of the worst things that can happen on the Internet involves what I call Ghanarrhea. The symptoms include an abnormal flow of funds from your pocket into the pockets of these email scammers in Ghana.
by pentozali January 25, 2008
mugGet the Ghanarrheamug.

Ouchosaurus

Ow ow ow owww....Ouchosaurus! I just banged my foot on the bed rail!
by pentozali June 28, 2013
mugGet the Ouchosaurusmug.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Catchphrase used when you can't make ends meet, and/or when you're a typical worker who has to wait two full weeks for your paycheck to arrive.
I just got finished paying my friend back for the radio. Now I see two "windows" in my letterbox. Damn, why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
by pentozali July 13, 2007
mugGet the Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?mug.

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