Definitions by penelope storm
psychotic muppet pussy
I was dating a Yugoslavian Asian and she had a hoohaa that looked like a psychotic muppet pussy.
Noyb tried to take a girl home one night and when he went to find that magic treasure he came upon a psychotic muppet pussy and ran like hell!
Bob tried as hard as he could not to laugh at the photos he found online of the psychotic muppet pussy, but to no avail!
Penelope was accustomed to dawning her bush like the psychotic muppet pussy she saw on pbs.
Noyb tried to take a girl home one night and when he went to find that magic treasure he came upon a psychotic muppet pussy and ran like hell!
Bob tried as hard as he could not to laugh at the photos he found online of the psychotic muppet pussy, but to no avail!
Penelope was accustomed to dawning her bush like the psychotic muppet pussy she saw on pbs.
psychotic muppet pussy by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012
puffy puppy puss
the puffy part of a dog's vajayjay that sticks out by her butt when she's ready to go into heat often very puffy and odd to gander at
Gracie had a puffy puppy puss and Ciaree knew it was time to stop the stray dogs from coming in the yard.
puffy puppy puss by Penelope Storm August 3, 2011
testicular resignation
when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."
testicular resignation by Penelope Storm August 3, 2011
hornblocked
When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.
Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.
Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.
Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.
hornblocked by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011
History of Erectimy
the phenomena boys experience in high school after and during staring at all the hot girls body parts
an erection lasting more than 4 hours
an erection lasting more than 4 hours
Chris experienced History of Erectimy throughout his high school years and was always bumping into lunch trays in the cafeteria.
After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.
All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy
After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.
All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy
History of Erectimy by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011
Village Casino
A bar in Bemus Point New York where the locals and the summer crowd of tourists like to spontaneously hook up and get filthy drunk on a daily basis until summer ends, often ending in pregnancy and/or broken relationships.
Patrick was able to find a spontaneous hook up at the Village Casino over the summer.
If you're ever in Bemus Point, New York be sure and stop in at the Village Casino to get your drink and your jiggy on.
If you're ever in Bemus Point, New York be sure and stop in at the Village Casino to get your drink and your jiggy on.
Village Casino by Penelope Storm July 31, 2011
facebookundator
a person on Facebook who over posts and/or changes status updates on a continuous basis causing your news feed to be inundated with their posts
Penelope was the quintessential Facebookundator, she posted songs and pics once every 5 minutes all day every day.
facebookundator by Penelope Storm July 19, 2011