14 definitions by penelope storm

a cooch which is straight haired yet curled with exotic colors and likes to play the drums
I was dating a Yugoslavian Asian and she had a hoohaa that looked like a psychotic muppet pussy.

Noyb tried to take a girl home one night and when he went to find that magic treasure he came upon a psychotic muppet pussy and ran like hell!

Bob tried as hard as he could not to laugh at the photos he found online of the psychotic muppet pussy, but to no avail!

Penelope was accustomed to dawning her bush like the psychotic muppet pussy she saw on pbs.
by penelope storm July 3, 2012
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The act of oogling over a hot chick and getting a bit of a woody.
Tim was pervin a dish when he felt that certain something in his pants.

Hey Squints, quit pervin that dish!

Yo Bob, you gotta come over here, we're pervin a dish with some triple Ds!
by penelope storm July 3, 2012
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when the pot is so good, you're catatonic
While smoking the chronic, Noyb became pototonic, he was so stoned.

Lumpy became pototonic after shamokin the weed from the mount, it was epic.

We smoked so much last night we were pototonic and couldn't move!
by penelope storm August 11, 2012
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Afraid that people will think you are gay, particularly if you do or say something that is traditionally assigned to the opposite gender
John Pow is homophobic, he's afraid people will think he's gay because he sucks cocks
After saying he liked Lady Gaga, Tommy became homophobic.
by penelope storm September 2, 2013
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the phenomena boys experience in high school after and during staring at all the hot girls body parts

an erection lasting more than 4 hours
Chris experienced History of Erectimy throughout his high school years and was always bumping into lunch trays in the cafeteria.

After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.

All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy
by penelope storm August 2, 2011
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a vajajay that has been worn out repeatedly and is now suitable for making shoes and handbags
Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!

Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.
by penelope storm August 6, 2012
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The act of quickly tea bagging individuals from a high speed carousel.
Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!

Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!
by penelope storm July 2, 2012
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