peg leg pete's definitions

twatmunch

Any unattractive dyke or flambouyant doushebag whose only purpose on earth is to annoy the shit out of all heterosexuals.

Billy - "Good thing you didn't invite Gary to the party"

George - "I know. He is a total twatmunch."

by Peg Leg Pete October 29, 2007

sour shower

giving someone a golden shower after not consuming any beverages for an extended period of time. Urine is very yellow and will cause the recepient to pucker in enjoyment.

Bill- "I haven't had anything to drink in 2 weeks."

Joe- "Me either"

Bill- "Lets exchange sour showers"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

skeeter mcgeeter

something that is so amazing it is in its own class. many times referring to weed but can describe anything.

"Hows that weed brah?"

"It's the mother-fucking skeeter mcgeeter"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

play drink beer

a game in which there is only one rule: you must consume alchohol.(play drink beer)Also, abbreviated by many underaged teens as playing DB.

what are ya gunna do tonight brah?

Probably just play drink beer(DB).

by peg leg pete October 24, 2007

gravity hammer

a weapon highly valuable in Halo 3.

another name for a penis.

Pick up that gravity hammer, it's uber.

My gravity hammer tore that bitch up.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

suter

The act of making ridiculous exaggerations about yourself to impress others and/or one-up them.

Bill: I drank about 14 beers last night.

Joe: Ya, last night I drank 40 beers.

Steve: Man, you just got sutered.

by Peg Leg Pete June 22, 2008

cut it off

while peeing in public an event occurs such as a cop or pedestrian driving by, and you are forced to stop in mid-stream by squeezing the penis in order to hault the flow.

Her come the 5-0 son, hurry up and cut it off.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007