Size 10 steel-toed enema

To take your size 10 steel-toed workshoe with your foot still in it and stick it up someone's butt.

How would you like a size 10 steel-toed enema?

by PeeBee February 13, 2004

tattooed

Getting your lights punched out.

He went down to the mosh pit and got tattooed by the head bangers.

by PeeBee March 01, 2004

box lunch

A sumptuous meal in an attractive package that contains one or more of the following: furburger, cheese, raspberry swirl (yum!) and if you are really lucky.... a cherry! At certain times of the month a box lunch may come with dental floss.

9 out of 10 dentists recommend using dental floss.

by PeeBee February 07, 2004

blowing chunks

To vomit mass quantities of large solid material. Very unpleasant but could be worse. See example.

Barfly: "I went home totally drunk from the bar last night and started blowing chunks."
Bartender: "That happens when you're shitfaced sometimes."
Barfly: "You don't understand. Chunks is the name of my dog."

by PeeBee February 11, 2004

hurting unit

1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.

Man, you are one hurting unit.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004

face dance

To get the living shit kicked out of your face.

"I'm gonna find the motherfucker who stole my crack and do a face dance on him!"

by PeeBee February 28, 2004

motion lotion

Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.

Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."

by PeeBee February 01, 2004