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Definitions by peebee

necrophiliac 

The desire to crack open a cold one.
Nothing beats a cold one on a hot day.
necrophiliac by PeeBee February 22, 2004

7 the hard way 

1. A Pat Benatar discography from 1985.
2. Getting seven inches of man meat up a virgin bung.
3. A sexual practice where a woman will do seven guys at once. In the cunt, ass, mouth, one in each hand and one in each ear.
Too bad guys can't do 7 chicks at once. Even if you could use your dick, tounge, both hands and both feet all at the same time you would only have six!
7 the hard way by PeeBee February 21, 2004

cockus erectus 

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.
cockus erectus by PeeBee February 19, 2004

praying at the porcelin alter 

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.
Services beging following Happy hour.

elevator 

What you need to get from the bottom of my dick all the way to the top.
Don't worry, there's a fence around the viewing platform on the top floor to keep anyone from falling to their death.
elevator by PeeBee February 17, 2004

assnipresent

Take off of ominpresent but refering to someone who has an ass that is so large that it seems to be everywhere at once.
"Hey Bro, Fat Fanny is wiggling her ass at you!"

"Like, how can you tell she's wiggling it at me?"

"'Cause Bro, it's pointed right at you!"

"It looks like it's pointing at everyone in the whole room. She's assnipresent."
assnipresent by PeeBee February 17, 2004

driving the big white bus 

Puking up your guts into the toilet bowl while holding on to the rim with both hands to prevent yourself from falling in, while the room spins around and around.
After the party last night I went home and started driving the big white bus.
driving the big white bus by PeeBee February 17, 2004