pedro's definitions

shrimped

when a guy does a guirl up her ass and then suckes the shit out wit a straw.

dude i shrimped her and i liked it

by pedro January 10, 2005

data fuck

short sersponse from the phrase what the fuck?

what the fuck are u douin?
Data fuck- i'm douing this

by Pedro March 8, 2004

mocho

superheroe, that lives near the valencia sambil, that goes on a skate, and has only one hand, his superpowers, are: "asking limosna, at an incredible high speed", "coñeazear a los carros, with his ultra strenght"

"mierda marico, ese mocho es un mamaguevo, viste todo el rial ke pide en un dia???", "mochooooo, mochoooooooouugh", "verga ese mocho cerca del sambil pobrecito", "marico se parece a nightcrawler won!!"

by Pedro January 20, 2005

air poo

cool school-ground term meaning to anally breath normally resulting in a less then present shitty smell. from the latin word meaning strong as a turtle. Can be used as a term of endearment or as a cuss word.

"you wouldn't believe what happened to robert after tony tried to do an air poo on his head. Looks like someone pushed too hard"

by Pedro December 2, 2003

cojack

Someone who lacks pubic hair

That kid is a mega cojack

by pedro September 14, 2003

Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)

Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."

by Pedro November 18, 2004

mutha fucka

Used to express alot of something or to emphasize something.

"You dumb as a mutha fucka!"
"That bitch gay as a mutha fucka!"
"You ugly as a mutha fucka!"

by Pedro December 5, 2003