pedro's definitions

sped

Done. Wasted. Tired.

Dude, I'm totally sped - not in the sense that I'm too fast or anything, but that I'm tired.

by pedro June 3, 2002

bumple

A little piece of poop.

"Look out for the bumple!!"

by pedro February 16, 2005

Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)

Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."

by Pedro November 18, 2004

cojack

Someone who lacks pubic hair

That kid is a mega cojack

by pedro September 14, 2003

mutha fucka

Used to express alot of something or to emphasize something.

"You dumb as a mutha fucka!"
"That bitch gay as a mutha fucka!"
"You ugly as a mutha fucka!"

by Pedro December 5, 2003

dezbo

Someone who is lazy. Unwilling to involve oneself in activities

Come out & play, dont be such a dezbo

by Pedro September 15, 2003

yum yum eat em up

in the 1933 Little Rascals film titled The Kid from Borneo (1933)The kids' uncle George, whom they've never seen, is the black sheep of the family, and their father won't let him come visit. George is a promoter, and the kids mistake his Wild Man of Borneo for their uncle himself and bring him home. But the Wild Man has a sweet tooth, and his near-constant chant of "yum yum, eat'em up!" is predictably mistaken by the kids. Chaos ensues.

Man from borneo lifts bed skirt (where some of the kids are hiding) and chants 'Yum yum eat em up'

by Pedro October 28, 2004