Jizzy Crizzy

African American term for Jesus Christ Almighty.

jizzi crizzi died on the cross for you, nigger.

by Pedro December 02, 2003

what ever

If your are being dised by some one and you have no come backs say what ever!

Pedro V:Ross your so freaking gay!
Ross B:Yeah WHAT EVER!

by Pedro May 30, 2003

horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

by Pedro September 29, 2003

Jobby

Scots, Faeces, rubbish.

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".

by Pedro March 04, 2004

begfriend

a gay boy who tags along

yo, check out that begfriend

by pedro September 28, 2003

shrimped

when a guy does a guirl up her ass and then suckes the shit out wit a straw.

dude i shrimped her and i liked it

by pedro January 10, 2005

sldtn

sldtnn is the best player of Counter-strike

"he play in cal - invite with Team3D"

by pedro August 30, 2004