sped

Done. Wasted. Tired.

Dude, I'm totally sped - not in the sense that I'm too fast or anything, but that I'm tired.

by pedro June 04, 2002

Bard

When saying "my bad", insterting bard rather than bad is a nice twist that is not expected. Or you could just not be a fuck up and never be at fault to have to say "my bad".

Damn, I want to split that bitches' oak. Oh my bard man, i didn't realize that was your mom.

by Pedro December 05, 2003

yum yum eat em up

in the 1933 Little Rascals film titled The Kid from Borneo (1933)The kids' uncle George, whom they've never seen, is the black sheep of the family, and their father won't let him come visit. George is a promoter, and the kids mistake his Wild Man of Borneo for their uncle himself and bring him home. But the Wild Man has a sweet tooth, and his near-constant chant of "yum yum, eat'em up!" is predictably mistaken by the kids. Chaos ensues.

Man from borneo lifts bed skirt (where some of the kids are hiding) and chants 'Yum yum eat em up'

by Pedro October 28, 2004

mamao

In Puerto Rico means a "cock sucker." Also means wimp.

No seas mamao! (don't be a cock sucker)
Ese tipo es un mamao! (that dude is a cock sucker)

by Pedro September 07, 2004

Mayu

definition of a black people, someone extremely black, a very nice black person

"omg, you are such mayu", "caiese puto", "puto >.<!!"

by Pedro January 20, 2005

grogen

Excrement. a poo

I just did a huge Grogen in the toilet

by Pedro September 16, 2003

Lerner's Mom

1.The mother of the red-headed jewish albanian.
2.Woman who's pornography alias is "Iliiterate Douche Towel"
3.A synonym for anal princess
4.A sex position where the woman tucks her feet behind her ears as a guy shits in her mouth

Ex.1
Midshipman 1 - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Midshipman 2 - "Nothin really, just gave some chick a 'Lerner's Mom.'"

Ex.2
I met this chick last night, she's a real Lerner's mom if you catch my drift.

by Pedro November 17, 2004