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Jobby

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".
by Pedro March 4, 2004
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Jizzy Crizzy

jizzi crizzi died on the cross for you, nigger.
by Pedro December 2, 2003
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horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.
I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.
by Pedro September 29, 2003
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cornholeio

a very hott girl who i am goin to hang out wit sumtime. then we are goin to have hot sex. while she is talkin to her boyfriend on the phone. she likes to b shrimped " when a guy does her up the butt and sucked the shit out wit a straw"
what the fuck i fucked her and she wanted to b shrimped
by pedro January 10, 2005
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post hardcore

a genre of music that has emerged out of harcore music and been compined with emo, pop, punk, etc. to become an unpredictable, whisper to scream style that is above all emotionally, lyricaly, and musicly honest.
thursday, taking back sunday, the used, thrice, glassjaw, etc.
by pedro November 17, 2003
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superball off the wall

This is a game invented by Josh & Kyle.

wut you need:

1. you need 1 superball
2. you need at least 2 players
3. you need 1 couch
4. you need a room to play in

Rules:

1. no player at anytime may leave his/her knees
2. put the couch about three feet from the wall, parralel to the wall
3. throw the superball as hard as you can at the wall making sure to clear the couch
4. the object is to be the one to get the ball back, so you can throw it at the wall and domerock the other person.
5. most important rule, it is maditory to eat a butterfinger powerbar and drink a coke before starting any game of "supperball off the wall"
6. this game could get very expensive, make sure to clear the room before playing
by pedro February 16, 2005
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fangoriously

Adjective describing ickyness and digestive acid burn that is commonplace when being devoured by gelatinour monsters. From wordStrong Bad/word's email #84.
Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested.
by Pedro September 13, 2003
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