horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

by Pedro September 29, 2003

cumbucket

The vagina

I rammed my manmeat deep inside her cumbucket.

by Pedro May 09, 2004

data fuck

short sersponse from the phrase what the fuck?

what the fuck are u douin?
Data fuck- i'm douing this

by Pedro March 09, 2004

turd kitty

a cat who has a strange way of getting petted.
she allures her masters by making a whiny meow sound and then rubbing her body up against foreing objects letting you know she wants to be petted.
she is know to fall off tables and chairs.

the turd kitty kept meowing and rubbing things so i felt the need to pet her.

by pedro March 23, 2004

badonki

oh gabbys got a big butt

look at that badonki

by pedro November 14, 2004

cornholeio

a very hott girl who i am goin to hang out wit sumtime. then we are goin to have hot sex. while she is talkin to her boyfriend on the phone. she likes to b shrimped " when a guy does her up the butt and sucked the shit out wit a straw"

what the fuck i fucked her and she wanted to b shrimped

by pedro January 10, 2005

cumguzzler

A person who enjoys the taste of cum and guzzles it from a man like they can't get enough no matter how fast they swallow it.

Those students at C.C. are such cumguzzlers in the cafeteria.

by pedro March 17, 2005