My ping is real high, I can't play any net games cuz my ISP is real slow and doesn't have any bandwidth.
by PeaTearGriffin June 21, 2006
A mythological place where nerds can LAN all day without growing tired. There is never a shortage of Bawls in Nerd Valhalla.
Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.
Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.
by PeaTearGriffin February 26, 2006
by PeaTearGriffin August 19, 2005
A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.
Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.
Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.
by PeaTearGriffin November 13, 2005
To start a war or military operation to divert negative politcal attention away from yourself. Based on the movie of the same name, where the President fabricates a fake war to take political pressure away from a scandal.
When Cater ordered Opertaion Eagle Claw he was playing wag the dog, because he was a very unpopular and weak President and wanted to seem like he handled it strongly.
It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.
It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.
by PeaTearGriffin October 30, 2005
by PeaTearGriffin April 21, 2005
A company that makes networking tools, security products, and server enviroments (OS's). Many people only recognise Novell because they may use the Novell networking tools to sign into thier workstation at school or work.
Novell at one point had bought out the rights to the entire Unix kernel, using it to base their products; which is why their products are so secure and their servers are so stable: they have decades of testing into them.
Novell now funds the SUSE Linux distro for sale and for free use. They are also switching most of their corporate and networking products to the Linux kernel.
Novell at one point had bought out the rights to the entire Unix kernel, using it to base their products; which is why their products are so secure and their servers are so stable: they have decades of testing into them.
Novell now funds the SUSE Linux distro for sale and for free use. They are also switching most of their corporate and networking products to the Linux kernel.
Fact: A midwestern university once found that they had forgotten about a Novell server that had been running for 13 years with no downtime.
by PeaTearGriffin January 11, 2006