ping

According to a poster in cs_office:

"The source of your inadequacies since 1979."
My ping is real high, I can't play any net games cuz my ISP is real slow and doesn't have any bandwidth.
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Nerd Valhalla

A mythological place where nerds can LAN all day without growing tired. There is never a shortage of Bawls in Nerd Valhalla.

Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.
When I die I want to go to Nerd Valhalla so that I can LAN and burn and pillage for eternity.
by PeaTearGriffin February 26, 2006
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cut the grass

What your dad was always yelling at you to do growing up, whatever it means.
I thought I told you to cut the fucking grass!
by PeaTearGriffin August 19, 2005
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sloppy joe

A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.

Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.
"Damn I'm hungry."
"I'll make some sloppy joes."
"Sweet."
by PeaTearGriffin November 13, 2005
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wag the dog

To start a war or military operation to divert negative politcal attention away from yourself. Based on the movie of the same name, where the President fabricates a fake war to take political pressure away from a scandal.
When Cater ordered Opertaion Eagle Claw he was playing wag the dog, because he was a very unpopular and weak President and wanted to seem like he handled it strongly.

It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.
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xbox fanboy

Should be killed upon sight.
by PeaTearGriffin April 21, 2005
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novell

A company that makes networking tools, security products, and server enviroments (OS's). Many people only recognise Novell because they may use the Novell networking tools to sign into thier workstation at school or work.

Novell at one point had bought out the rights to the entire Unix kernel, using it to base their products; which is why their products are so secure and their servers are so stable: they have decades of testing into them.

Novell now funds the SUSE Linux distro for sale and for free use. They are also switching most of their corporate and networking products to the Linux kernel.
Fact: A midwestern university once found that they had forgotten about a Novell server that had been running for 13 years with no downtime.
by PeaTearGriffin January 11, 2006
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