pdobrinen's definitions

suckaholic

A person addicted to giving blowjobs.

That's the twelfth guy that Steve has sucked off this week. I think he's turning into a real suckaholic.

by pdobrinen November 29, 2012

low job

A blow job from a midget.

I got a low job from Gidget the midget.

by pdobrinen January 3, 2019

Can't you know?

A derogatory phrase expressing incredulity at the lack of understanding on the part of someone else, as in “Was I not speaking clearly enough for you?” “Did you not understand what I just said?” "What is wrong with you?"

I'm the baddest muthafucka up in this bitch! Can't you know?

by pdobrinen September 19, 2008

dorkweed

Poor quality marijuana.

Tyler must have scored some dorkweed. I can't even get a buzz off of this stuff.

by pdobrinen September 17, 2008

chicken-whipped

A young gay male domineered by his much older male lover.

Andre told me he didn't want to come to the party tonight but Maurice made him go anyway. Andre is so chicken-whipped.

by pdobrinen March 27, 2011

Hairarchy

The ranking of different groups of hair on your body.

According to hairarchy, head hair is the best, ass hair is the grossest, pubic hair is somewhere in-between.

by pdobrinen January 13, 2013

spent fuel rod

Euphemism for ejaculation.

I came so many times last night my dick felt like a spent fuel rod.

by pdobrinen April 2, 2011