Clam Rally

A gathering of white-supremacist chicks.

Let's go down to the Clam Rally and see if we can pick up some chicks.

by pdobrinen January 15, 2011

dorkweed

Poor quality marijuana.

Tyler must have scored some dorkweed. I can't even get a buzz off of this stuff.

by pdobrinen September 17, 2008

Can't you know?

A derogatory phrase expressing incredulity at the lack of understanding on the part of someone else, as in “Was I not speaking clearly enough for you?” “Did you not understand what I just said?” "What is wrong with you?"

I'm the baddest muthafucka up in this bitch! Can't you know?

by pdobrinen September 19, 2008

pig

Illicit drugs of any type.

I got the jones real bad, man! I need to score me some pig!

by pdobrinen September 18, 2008

vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

by pdobrinen October 17, 2009

digital purgatory

The indefinite amount of time someone experiences during a transfer in a Star Trek transporter. For some, it's a moment, for others, an eternity.

I hate going to the DMV. I feel like I'm stuck in digital purgatory.

by pdobrinen May 29, 2011

suckaholic

A person addicted to giving blowjobs.

That's the twelfth guy that Steve has sucked off this week. I think he's turning into a real suckaholic.

by pdobrinen November 29, 2012