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RISK

Acronym for Reduced Income Several Kids.
In the 80's and nineties, sociologists identified a subpopulation of the Baby Boom generation consisting of childless couples both engaged in primarily professional occupations. Designated by the acronym DINK ( Double Income No Kids), this group had substantial disposable income and heped drive the luxury markets of the time.

Approximately 20 years later, the DINK has evolved into the RISK ( Reduced Income Several Kids) and from the luxury standpoint is merely indisposed.
by Pbaddy November 30, 2009
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permanent staycation

Man 1: What's up? Ain't seen you around the plant much lately.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.
by Pbaddy October 13, 2009
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misanthrope

First voice: A bigot that don't discriminate?? Well, then he ain't no bigot is he?
Second voice (same person, different personality): Indeed not. He is, in fact, a misanthrope. An enjoyable paradox, n'est-ce pas?
by Pbaddy September 23, 2010
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shavoir faire

That rare mix of confidence and razor skills that makes bald with beard come off as a style choice rather than a personal calamity.
Bald is beautiful. Or not. All depends on whether one's got shavoir faire.
by Pbaddy August 28, 2009
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meta sample

Sample of a previously sampled sound or riff.
If I meta sample the bass part from Ice Ice Baby, does David Bowie get the royalty?
by Pbaddy October 20, 2015
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Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.
Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.
by Pbaddy September 10, 2009
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pot hole toast

The would-be protective behavior of raising one's cup of superheated beverage in anticipation of blowing over a bump or pot hole.
Monica, on seeing the unavoidable defect in the road, reflexively raised her coffee cup up and away from her body. The classic pot hole toast
by Pbaddy December 13, 2009
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