454 definitions by paul

fat head

a large copius melonus

grant has a head like a watermelon

by paul February 19, 2004

connor it

verb- to mess up a good chance at sexual gratification from a person of the opposite gender, often caused by severe feelings of self doubt.

The man connored it by not getting laid by the hot naked girl in his bed, even though she said "gee i'm really horny tonight."

by paul December 6, 2003

faen

Similar to the word FAN, however more derived from internet culture.

Hello faen!

by paul November 15, 2003

Click Spender

An online shopper. Taken from "Big Spender".

My mom is a major Click Spender.

by paul August 24, 2004

mug chugging

when you really hate someone's fucking guts so bad that you offer to make them a cup of coffee and before you pour you rub your dirty sweaty cheesy balls all over the rim of the cup

hmmm . . . great cup of coffee you made there grant . . . but was the milk off cause I have a cup full of cheese !

by paul April 23, 2004

bumknuckle

a completely useless person who is wasting my air, someone who is not retarded but acts that way

grant you are a bumknuckle on the ass of society

by paul March 18, 2004

mongopusher

a skateboarder who can't push correctly and isntead uses his/her frontfoot to push instead of his/her backfoot. This is called pushing mongo.

"dude, look at that filthy mongopusher"
"yea, mongopushers are fucking stupid"

by paul January 21, 2005