selimi

tight ass
A guy with stupid lines
A dumb ass white guy trying to get with the ugliest foes in the club. LOOK UP FOE.

Cuz why are u acting like selimi?
Your a selimi! Fool!

by Paul May 24, 2004

colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 21, 2004

shandy

beer mixed with lemonade or some other sweet carbonated beverage.

One part ginger-beer plus one part beer equals two parts shandy.

by Paul March 26, 2004

Brookline is My Lady

Utter perfection. The greatest cable access show ever made.

When I watched it!

by Paul March 22, 2004

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 06, 2004

Jawohl

Yes

I.E. An acknowledgment to an order

"Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer"

by Paul December 11, 2003

barge ass

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so

head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders

by paul May 07, 2004