paul's definitions

weyup

reaction upon seeing a desirable female

weyup look at the hooters on that!

by paul April 7, 2005

dewnans

Celtic name for Devon (although Devon is itself of Celtic derivation)

Dewnans oma (I am Devonian)

by Paul October 16, 2003

Can

1) The rear end of a human being, typically female, but sometimes male as well. see ass

2) When used in association with "it" can means to shut up, or to stop talking.

3) A typically round, metal container, that may carry a beverage or other fluids or solids.

4) A word that has since become rarely used, meaning toilet.

5) An object in the backyard children's game kick the can

6) International short form for Canada. Used only in upper case letters: CAN

1) Look at the can on that hoe!

2) Can it, bitch.

3) Yo G, hook me up with a can of coke

4) I'll be right back. I gotta go to the can.

5) Kenny kicked the can. You're all free to go.

6) While watching an international hockey game, the score might say CAN - 5, SWE - 2

by Paul September 25, 2004

juiced

A Car with hydraulics.

Looked at that huiced impala on 3-wheels.

by Paul September 24, 2003

Grauniad

In the UK, there is a left-wing newspaper called The Guardian which is famed for it's abundance of typos and spelling mistakes which make it through the editing process. One time, they printed their own name as "The Grauniad" and since then it has stuck as an affectionate nickname.

John likes to read The Grauniad.

by Paul April 26, 2004

fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

by paul May 13, 2004

The Communist

The Communist resides in Round Rock, Texas. She's a girl who has all of her beliefs in order. People follow her, and if you don't she'll slaughter you.

"I'm scared, The Communist is walking next to me!"

by Paul January 31, 2005