paul's definitions

barf

spew / vomit / technicolour yawn / ralph

I'll have 3 big macs washed down with a 6 pack of jim beam . . . . I'll go for a jog then come back and vomit all over grant and the head while they copulate . . . actually forget the jog . . . just the site of . . . .

by paul August 3, 2004

dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

by paul August 4, 2004

yoghurt

what is on the end of grant's dick after sex

grant . . . you know the head doesn't like fruits of the forest . . . it has to be 99% fat free you cunt !!

by paul August 4, 2004

loopoo

what you call something when you do not know what the hec it is.

hand me the loopoo so I can finish putting this Ikea crap together

by Paul August 6, 2004

Pedro

Master of the balls and strikes;
one not to be trifled with on the baseball diamond - see: zimmer, don.

"Step up fool, I'm gonna Pedro your ass!"
"Who iz Karim Garcia? Who are you?! I am Pedro!"

by paul August 6, 2004

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004

bedonkeydonk

A big, round, muscular ass on a woman.

"Man, check out the bedonkydonk on that bitch!"

by Paul August 6, 2004