paul's definitions

butt chutney

Pieces of poo around the anus

I bent her over to "do" her from behind but her butt chutney put me right off.

by Paul September 4, 2003

jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

by Paul September 7, 2004

Dogchunk

Large nasal orifices, characterised by both their size and resemblance to large unevenly cut chucks of dog meat.

Gadzooks, look at the dogchunks on THAT.

by Paul December 2, 2003

cornbread

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus when a fart is released, upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence and puts it in someone's face.

You want some Cornbread?

by Paul March 23, 2004

moer

moer - Afrikaans for beat up

Big Dutchman says : Are you looking at my chick!

Small engelsman : No! never

Big Dutchman says: I will moer you!

by Paul February 6, 2005

spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004

Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

by Paul February 8, 2004