paul's definitions

Schaum

Mullet; a haircut short on the sides, but long in the back

Half of the guys at the Poison concert had mullets.

by paul September 18, 2003

weeee

To Masturbate, spank the monkey, jack off, fesa.

I'm off to weeee. See you tomorrow.

by Paul September 7, 2003

butt chutney

Pieces of poo around the anus

I bent her over to "do" her from behind but her butt chutney put me right off.

by Paul September 4, 2003

boic

Beating off in class

Joe boices tri-daily.

by Paul September 3, 2003

math debate

masterbating

I had a math debate after lunch.

by Paul September 3, 2003

Moron

Another word for George W Bush. Someone who lacks one shred of intellectual curiosity. Someone who uses the word 'misunderestimated'

Bush took first place at the world moron championships this year.

by Paul August 22, 2003

George W. Bush

America's first retarded president. A man supported by the uneducated and unwashed. The champion of biblical tribulationism. Destroyer of the world.

George W. Bush is an example of the rotten underbelly of American society

by Paul August 22, 2003