paul's definitions

plaga

A branching race of sperm that has evolved due to the co-existance of man and Salazars.

Salazar put a plaga in Leon and now his organs are going to explode.

by paul March 23, 2005

own goal

n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.

shot an own goal there didn't cha?

by Paul January 4, 2004

rec0

rec0 is a term commonly used to describe a certain Paul, a British Halo Modder. He is a member of the Halo 2 Mod Team for Halo CE and has appeared on Bungie.net multiple times.
He is also belongs to EPGServers.com and works as the head web designer and trainee customer support.

It may also be used as an alternate word for "pwn".

omgz0rZ j00 just got rec0'ed!

by Paul February 20, 2005

skelf

Scottish slang for a wood splinter

"ouch! I got a skelf in me finger"

by Paul October 10, 2003

Veng

See ZaPpeh,
Veng = Vengeance
Also known as a Knob Jockey

Veng sucks the Twat.

by Paul July 23, 2004

slut puppy

The kind of girl that Every Guy really wants to have available on a whim.

My friend Mace has more than one Slut Puppy at his disposal

Oh man, I wish I had that slut puppy at my disposal

by Paul June 6, 2004

Ja Rule

a has been raper.

remember last year Ja Rule was pumpin put those hitz but now hes getting butt fucked my 50 cent!

by paul July 24, 2003