LMP

if a guy is pissing you off, turn to him and say, "You know what (name)...LMP" and just walk away.
by Patty July 01, 2004
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zelmo the magician

a douche from the planet zarson who takes magic way to far; he has a small penis, only the size of a yu-gi-oh card

His most memorable magic was when he took a piss in the toliet and made it disappear
Zelmo the magician took a dump in the potty and made it disappear
by Patty December 10, 2004
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entertainting

Inviting people to go with you to your house or a pub or some such under the guise that you will be politely socializing, but instead poison and torment them, whether physically or mentally.
evil entertainter: wanna hang at my house later tonight?
unsuspecting person: sure! sounds fun!
LATER.......
evil entertainter: would you like some tea?
unsuspecting person: thanks!
evil entertainter: you know, you really are a nasty whore.
unsuspecting whore: well you are an entertainter! ugh i think im going to faint.
by patty September 11, 2005
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Fashoda

A joke shared between three AP European History dorks prior to an exam that they all failed. A play-off on the Fashoda Crisis.

Is an even more ghetto version of "fo sho" - means "fa sho, duh."

Credited to Cassie M. 3/21/05
"Heya, did you see that cute guy walk by?"

"Fashoda!"
by Patty March 26, 2005
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Jack the retard

Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard
there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job
by Patty December 12, 2004
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bubkis

Nothing, as in zilch
by Patty September 15, 2003
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monOHIOnucleosis

A rare disease discovered near Cleveland which is characterised by fatigue, lethargy and an irresistible urge to bake for other people.
I think Kate has monOHIOnucleosis.
by Patty March 17, 2004
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