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LMP

if a guy is pissing you off, turn to him and say, "You know what (name)...LMP" and just walk away.
by Patty July 1, 2004
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Fashoda

A joke shared between three AP European History dorks prior to an exam that they all failed. A play-off on the Fashoda Crisis.

Is an even more ghetto version of "fo sho" - means "fa sho, duh."

Credited to Cassie M. 3/21/05
"Heya, did you see that cute guy walk by?"

"Fashoda!"
by Patty March 26, 2005
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niggatron

a transormer that can turn into a carrot and talks in ebonics
niggatron is a decepticon
by patty January 24, 2005
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zelmo the magician

a douche from the planet zarson who takes magic way to far; he has a small penis, only the size of a yu-gi-oh card

His most memorable magic was when he took a piss in the toliet and made it disappear
Zelmo the magician took a dump in the potty and made it disappear
by Patty December 10, 2004
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smithy the toad

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man
Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.
by Patty December 10, 2004
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pizzatty

patty...just ghetto-fied
what's happenin' pizzatty?

oh, nothin, thanks for asking.
by patty May 29, 2003
mugGet the pizzattymug.

Saint Patrick's Day

The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO
Meet you at the pub for some lucky charms and green beer.
by Patty March 28, 2004
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