frolympics

1. Frozen Olympics (aka Winter Olympics)
2. Hair Olympics (a shortened version of Afrolympics)

This year, icicle dread locks are an event in the 2014 winter frolympics.

by parkca01 February 21, 2014

rotary bone

Someone old enough to recall using a rotary phone.

The first time I called a girl was on a rotary phone. Back then you couldn't screen calls.

Grandpa, you're a rotary bone.

by parkca01 February 21, 2014

brolerance

The tolerance you have for your bros.

Man he hit my car, stole my girl, and lit a fart in my room. But we go back since elementary school so we're still friends. High level of brolerance.

Also, most groomsmen have a high level of brolerance as girlfriends can be bridezillas.

by parkca01 November 19, 2010

hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.

Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.

by parkca01 October 04, 2013

nomfest

A day of high food consumption, i.e., Thanksgiving.

Alex: What are you bringing to the picnic tomorrow?
Nate: Nothing but an empty belly. The nomfest always have leftovers, good thing I'm a garbage disposal.

by parkca01 November 19, 2010

gloateus maximus

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.

Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.

by parkca01 February 05, 2011