parkca01's definitions

BaJock Brobama

The president of your gym

During BaJock Brobama's speech this week he explained his policy on illegal gymigrants.

by parkca01 October 19, 2012

sammi and ronnie relationship

An up and down, hourly off/on relationship similar to that of Sammi and Ronnie. It is akin to middle school relationships just with more alcohol and poor life decisions involved.

Sammi and Ronnie Relationships that ends in nuptials is called a "Tiger and Elin" Marriage.

by parkca01 August 25, 2010

office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.

Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.

by parkca01 July 9, 2010

s'moron

One who does not know how to make s'mores properly.

Aaron started waving his marshmallow stick to get the flame to go out. The marshmallow flung off and the flaming pile of sticky landed on Cheryl's leg. What a s'moron.

by parkca01 November 16, 2011

brolerance

The tolerance you have for your bros.

Man he hit my car, stole my girl, and lit a fart in my room. But we go back since elementary school so we're still friends. High level of brolerance.

Also, most groomsmen have a high level of brolerance as girlfriends can be bridezillas.

by parkca01 November 22, 2010

Airporgatory

Airport purgatory; being stuck in an airport or on an the airplane for various reasons; weather, malfunction, excessive layovers, etc.

After seven hours of delays, Gregor decided to take travel into his own hands. He rented a car to drive from Chicago to Talahassee rather than be stuck in airporgatory.

by parkca01 August 30, 2013