winNER

a winner is when a guy is having sex with a chick and goes out as hard and as fast as possible in order to come VERY quickly. When he does he shouts, "WINNER" in her face!

Spike is a winner all the time

by penguin July 24, 2003

lighthouse

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

by Penguin June 23, 2004

anadaephobia

The fear that somewhere a duck is watching.

Guy 1: Don't laugh at me but I have anadaephobia.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: It's the fear that somewhere a duck is watching. Wait did I just see a flash of yellow?
Guy 2: *slowly backs away*

by pENGUIN July 31, 2015

tengwar

The BEST alphabet ever! In Tolkien's middle earth, it is used to write not only the Elvish languages, but pretty much all the others, such as Blackspeech and Westron.

I like to write thing with Tengwar and then no one can read them!

by penguin March 23, 2004

piece

Piece can mean pistol, gun, or any other firearm. It also means a good work of art done by a graffiti artist.

Aw shit man, he better not have his piece in his locker, they're having a check today.

After the battle last night, there are now two beautiful pieces sprayed on the wall.

by Penguin August 23, 2004

robot, the

A dance preformed in the ancient times, consisting of jagged motion of the apendages

look at jonny doing the robot, he is a maniac!

by penguin October 28, 2002

slacker

one who is slow in doing normal activites

see llama

damnit, jonny is such a slacker

by penguin October 28, 2002