bitz

This is another way of saying bitch when it isn't intended to be quite as offensive. Bitz is said in reference to someone in either a joking manner or when one is afraid to actually say bitch. You are less likely to offend or piss off someone this way.

Your girlfriend forgot to give me a ride home from work. Dumb bitz.

by Paco August 30, 2005

starbucks

An employment haven for college dropouts, musicians, poets, and sundry artsy types, still living at home whilst pressing into their 30's, desperate for health insurance until they can make a living following the muse.

my high school drop out brother just got a job at McDonalds.
Oh yeah! Well, my college drop out sister just got a job at Starbucks. That is; until she makes it as a stage actress.

by paco March 16, 2004

wajilo

The act of eating an orange out of a dog's cunt.

I caught daddy performing wajilo on fifi.

by paco September 21, 2003

peckerwood

The closest translation would simply be white boy. This is originally a derogatory term for a caucasion person (usually male), but is not always offensive depending on context.

The rap game is gettin infiltrated by all these peckerwoods lately, but only a few of em will last.

by Paco May 10, 2006

rim flapper

The highly velocitized escape of gaseous matter via the rectum whereby the rim of the sphincter is first inadvertently puckered inward, then violently blown outward causing a momentary flapping as the blast escapes then subsides. The turbulent build up generally occurs as the sphincter is squeezed shut for extended periods. First dates, group meditations, and solemn religious ceremonies frequent such occurrences.

Damn that girl was so sweet I just wanted to sidle up closer, but for that bottled up rim flapper.

by Paco February 27, 2004

dank

high quality, potent, moist weed!

pass that dank fo shizzle my nizzle
that shwg you had befor sucked ass, chuuuch!

by paco June 24, 2003

AWOL

1. Absent Without (Official) Leave. This is a term used by the military to describe the status of a soldier. It is now also used by civilians as a term to describe anyone who has taken off or is missing.

2. Alcohol Without Liquid. This is a machine which allows users to inhale vaporized alcohol mixed with oxygen through a tube instead of drinking an alcoholic beverage.

Did you hear about ODB? He's supposed to be in rehab, but he went AWOL.

by Paco February 25, 2005