Definitions by p mammen

earthmate 

A person that you have had multiple lifetimes with here on the earth plain. They are most often a significant other or sexual partner that you are extremely compatible with.

We have spent several lifetimes on earth together. She is my earthmate and our connection is unlike anything I've ever experienced before.

earthmate by p mammen April 25, 2011

leisure activist 

A career spent not having to work that is usually the result of inheriting money from your parents.

My buddy Bob is a leisure activist. He hasn't ever had a job and he lives off of his annual dividend check from his parent's company. I think he just got back from 6 months in Thailand.

leisure activist by p mammen November 22, 2009

white collar trash 

Someone that has a good job and/or money but lives like someone from a trailer park.

My friend Steve is white collar trash. He drives his BMW to his management position at the bank everyday. However, he comes home to his house where he has to shit in pizza boxes outside because his water was turned off for not paying his bills.

white collar trash by p mammen November 22, 2009

IKEAphobia 

The fear of being stuck in IKEA and not being able to find your way out.

There's no way that I'm going back to IKEA. I spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. My wife says I have a case of IKEAphobia!

IKEAphobia by p mammen October 25, 2009

vagication 

When a women is taking time off from having sex.

I haven't had sex with my wife in 3 months. She's on a vagication!

vagication by p mammen August 2, 2009

fuckfabulous 

Fucking fabulous.

Last weekend was pretty fuckfabulous. I haven't had that much fun in years.

fuckfabulous by p mammen August 2, 2009

sincation 

A vacation full of sin and hedonism.

Dude it was crazy. There were hookers, blow and some serious gambling. It was a real sincation!

sincation by p mammen August 2, 2009