p mammen's definitions

mistressing

The job of being a mistress. Similar to how a waitress would say she performs waitressing for a living.

I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.

by p mammen January 24, 2013

poopmill

A toilet.

Honey, can I have the sports section I'm going on the poopmill.

by p mammen July 29, 2009

sincation

A vacation full of sin and hedonism.

Dude it was crazy. There were hookers, blow and some serious gambling. It was a real sincation!

by p mammen August 2, 2009

leisure activist

A career spent not having to work that is usually the result of inheriting money from your parents.

My buddy Bob is a leisure activist. He hasn't ever had a job and he lives off of his annual dividend check from his parent's company. I think he just got back from 6 months in Thailand.

by p mammen November 22, 2009

earthmate

A person that you have had multiple lifetimes with here on the earth plain. They are most often a significant other or sexual partner that you are extremely compatible with.

We have spent several lifetimes on earth together. She is my earthmate and our connection is unlike anything I've ever experienced before.

by p mammen April 25, 2011

fuckfabulous

Fucking fabulous.

Last weekend was pretty fuckfabulous. I haven't had that much fun in years.

by p mammen August 2, 2009

mischiefing

The act of going around mischievously.

I came home and found my cat mischiefing around my apartment. I bet he sprayed on something or got into something he wasn't supposed to. He just had that guilty mischiefing look on his face.

by p mammen October 2, 2013