realityville

Where everything is the same old shit such as it normally is during your day to day life back at home.
I am loving this backpacking trip through S.E. Asia. The culture, the sun, the fun. I don't want to go back home to realityville! :(
by p mammen December 11, 2012
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vagication

When a women is taking time off from having sex.
I haven't had sex with my wife in 3 months. She's on a vagication!
by p mammen August 02, 2009
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lamecation

A vacation where everything seems to be going wrong.
Our luggage was lost, the hotel sucked, it rained the whole time, we all got sick. It was pretty much a lamecation!
by p mammen August 02, 2009
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fuckfabulous

Last weekend was pretty fuckfabulous. I haven't had that much fun in years.
by p mammen August 02, 2009
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IKEAphobia

The fear of being stuck in IKEA and not being able to find your way out.
There's no way that I'm going back to IKEA. I spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. My wife says I have a case of IKEAphobia!
by p mammen October 25, 2009
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masturcrastination

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!
by p mammen July 29, 2009
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earthmate

A person that you have had multiple lifetimes with here on the earth plain. They are most often a significant other or sexual partner that you are extremely compatible with.
We have spent several lifetimes on earth together. She is my earthmate and our connection is unlike anything I've ever experienced before.
by p mammen April 07, 2011
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