lacktivity

Behavior lacking in activity

I spent the day on the couch enjoying my lacktivity.

by p mammen July 26, 2009

mischiefing

The act of going around mischievously.

I came home and found my cat mischiefing around my apartment. I bet he sprayed on something or got into something he wasn't supposed to. He just had that guilty mischiefing look on his face.

by p mammen October 02, 2013

ski-nebriated

Skiing while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, I probably shouldn't have spent 2 hours drinking beers during lunch. I was so ski-nebriated that I could barely make it down the mountain without killing myself.

by p mammen January 02, 2012

white collar trash

Someone that has a good job and/or money but lives like someone from a trailer park.

My friend Steve is white collar trash. He drives his BMW to his management position at the bank everyday. However, he comes home to his house where he has to shit in pizza boxes outside because his water was turned off for not paying his bills.

by p mammen November 22, 2009

fuckfabulous

Fucking fabulous.

Last weekend was pretty fuckfabulous. I haven't had that much fun in years.

by p mammen August 02, 2009

mistressing

The job of being a mistress. Similar to how a waitress would say she performs waitressing for a living.

I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.

by p mammen January 24, 2013

vagina whisperer

Someone who has very special skills when it comes to stimulating the female vagina.

Girl #1 "That guy last night gave me a whole new meaning to the word orgasm"

Girl #2 "Sounds like he must have been a real vagina whisperer"

by p mammen July 30, 2012